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Kittyrins
03-11-09, 02:16 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e4c_1236712469

Cousin's of yours Lee?
supra
03-11-09, 02:33 AM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj51/crys77/polar-bear-face-palm_thumbnail1.jpg?t=1236749561
slivski
03-11-09, 02:43 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/mutant_facepalm.jpg
General Lee
03-11-09, 03:34 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e4c_1236712469

Cousin's of yours Lee?

Nope, me and my buddies don't get stuck. If we did, we sure as hell wouldn't try to tow something by the axle. Jeez, those guys are IDIOTS! If you're going mud-slinging, at least make sure you have a chassis hooks or whatever they're called to attach a chain to. (omg)
zer0
03-11-09, 04:31 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/mutant_facepalm.jpg

he has facepalm headache syndrome
CaptNKILL
03-11-09, 05:41 AM
:rofl

What the hell were they thinking?
SH64
03-11-09, 06:18 AM
Its all crainger's fault..
six_storm
03-11-09, 08:35 AM
:rofl

What the hell were they thinking?

+1.
vampireuk
03-11-09, 09:35 AM
That's what you get for snatching instead of winching!
Butter Bandit
03-11-09, 10:50 AM
Nope, me and my buddies don't get stuck. If we did, we sure as hell wouldn't try to tow something by the axle. Jeez, those guys are IDIOTS! If you're going mud-slinging, at least make sure you have a chassis hooks or whatever they're called to attach a chain to. (omg)

I've always called them tow hooks.

My jeep has never been stuck though, so I'm usually the on who pulls people out :D
Butter Bandit
03-11-09, 10:55 AM
ROFL, although they might as well have left their jeep in that ditch after snapping the front axle like that....the transfer case, transmission, possibly even the engine, were likely FUBARed...which means that thing was totaled.
General Lee
03-11-09, 11:17 AM
I've always called them tow hooks.

My jeep has never been stuck though, so I'm usually the on who pulls people out :D

Right, tow hooks. Heard 'em called that before.

ROFL, although they might as well have left their jeep in that ditch after snapping the front axle like that....the transfer case, transmission, possibly even the engine, were likely FUBARed...which means that thing was totaled.

No kidding, he should have left it in the hole until he got someone with a damned winch to get him out. Hell, a bunch of guys with a come-along each could have dragged it out, but that would take a LONG time, lol.
Bman212121
03-11-09, 12:43 PM
Yea, that thing was in there enough the only real good way to get that out is a front end loader. You need something to lift it out of the hole first, then you can pull it.
vampireuk
03-11-09, 12:57 PM
http://www.jwautomarine.co.uk/images/acc_SCHACKLE_sml.jpg

Referring to these? We call them shackles.
General Lee
03-11-09, 01:01 PM
http://www.jwautomarine.co.uk/images/acc_SCHACKLE_sml.jpg

Referring to these? We call them shackles.

Actually no, but those work well, too.
Butter Bandit
03-11-09, 01:42 PM
Yea, that thing was in there enough the only real good way to get that out is a front end loader. You need something to lift it out of the hole first, then you can pull it.

Rockets work well too.
General Lee
03-11-09, 01:47 PM
Rockets work well too.

Tell me where I can buy them cheaply and easily, and I'll get some. :cool:
jkmetal
03-11-09, 06:48 PM
Tell me where I can buy them cheaply and easily, and I'll get some. :cool:

I thought the redn, em, southern state inventors, had homemade rockets?
General Lee
03-11-09, 06:49 PM
I thought the redn, em, southern state inventors, had homemade rockets?

I make my own explosives, I don't have the proper material for rockets. You can send me some, though. Your treat, rokay?
ViN86
03-11-09, 07:06 PM
the best part was right after it happened, some guy yelled "well, he's out!" :rofl
jkmetal
03-11-09, 11:31 PM
I make my own explosives, I don't have the proper material for rockets. You can send me some, though. Your treat, rokay?

pvc pipe no good?
General Lee
03-11-09, 11:37 PM
pvc pipe no good?

For explosives? Not really...I prefer galvanized steel. Always worked best for me. As for rockets, not sure that would be a good idea. I think PVC pipes would be even worse for those. You know what, I just might make me a rocket, and fire that puppy off down at the old quarry behind my house. :)
jkmetal
03-11-09, 11:53 PM
For explosives? Not really...I prefer galvanized steel. Always worked best for me. As for rockets, not sure that would be a good idea. I think PVC pipes would be even worse for those. You know what, I just might make me a rocket, and fire that puppy off down at the old quarry behind my house. :)

Video with diagram on how it was built or it didn't happen
Noriega
03-12-09, 07:18 AM
Does people in USA got physic lessons in school?
General Lee
03-12-09, 08:44 AM
Does people in USA got physic lessons in school?

I'm what you'd call a high-tech redneck. That means I'm some sort of high-powered mutant created by God, too strange to be considered for mass production. I don't need instructions or an edumacation...I gots inbred intelligence. I shoot empty beer cans and bottles for fun, I blow up dead appliances for a rush. YA MULE!

:lol: