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bob saget
03-22-09, 09:17 PM
yes
Noriega
03-22-09, 09:53 PM
yes

...JUST DANCE~!
General Lee
03-23-09, 02:05 AM
I'm dancing with the Devil in the pale moonlight...I'm back on the hooch again tonight. When will I ever learn? I was about to go to an AA meeting, but it got canceled due to everyone voting to go bar-hopping. Screw it, I got my own 12 step program. Well, more of a 12 crawl program.
jkmetal
03-23-09, 02:08 AM
I'm dancing with the Devil in the pale moonlight...I'm back on the hooch again tonight. When will I ever learn? I was about to go to an AA meeting, but it got canceled due to everyone voting to go bar-hopping. Screw it, I got my own 12 step program. Well, more of a 12 crawl program.

12 steps than 12 crawls to put your head in the toilet?
General Lee
03-23-09, 02:13 AM
12 steps than 12 crawls to put your head in the toilet?

Something like that, except I don't even prop up on the can anymore...I've gotten used to sitting by the toilet, and I can't even drink myself out anymore. I might black out, but it doesn't mean I'm unconscious. That's when it's time to worry...when I'm still mobile, but not even aware of what I'm doing. Hell, I can't remember the last time I even staggered.
jkmetal
03-23-09, 02:17 AM
Something like that, except I don't even prop up on the can anymore...I've gotten used to sitting by the toilet, and I can't even drink myself out anymore. I might black out, but it doesn't mean I'm unconscious. That's when it's time to worry...when I'm still mobile, but not even aware of what I'm doing. Hell, I can't remember the last time I even staggered.

this is not good. some needs to take away the moonshine making stuff you have. what percent alcohol is the stuff your drinking?
General Lee
03-23-09, 02:25 AM
this is not good. some needs to take away the moonshine making stuff you have. what percent alcohol is the stuff your drinking?

My recipe is about 115 proof...the stuff I buy from a buddy (when I too lazy to make mine) is only 100 proof. Hey, what was I supposed to do when I was averaging an 18-pack of beer a day? I was getting a beer gut...can't have that. :lol: I know I drink too much, but right now that's all I have for a painkiller. I am going to see the doctor tomorrow or Tuesday, but that's just for an X-Ray...don't want pills, I ain't doing no surgery. I'd rather deal with the pain that risk some screwup in the OR or getting an infection from the hospital.
jkmetal
03-23-09, 02:31 AM
My recipe is about 115 proof...the stuff I buy from a buddy (when I too lazy to make mine) is only 100 proof. Hey, what was I supposed to do when I was averaging an 18-pack of beer a day? I was getting a beer gut...can't have that. :lol: I know I drink too much, but right now that's all I have for a painkiller. I am going to see the doctor tomorrow or Tuesday, but that's just for an X-Ray...don't want pills, I ain't doing no surgery. I'd rather deal with the pain that risk some screwup in the OR or getting an infection from the hospital.

I think the moonshine is killing you faster than either surgery or doctor could achieve.
General Lee
03-23-09, 02:34 AM
I think the moonshine is killing you faster than either surgery or doctor could achieve.

Maybe, but it turns me into a sex machine. It also turns me into a rampaging redneck lunatic. I'm hoping the sex outweighs the lunacy. ;)
jkmetal
03-23-09, 02:36 AM
Maybe, but it turns me into a sex machine. It also turns me into a rampaging redneck lunatic. I'm hoping the sex outweighs the lunacy. ;)

Fear and Loathing in South Carolina?
General Lee
03-23-09, 02:43 AM
Fear and Loathing in South Carolina?

If they made a movie by that title, I'd be the main character. :lol2: