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Noriega
03-13-09, 09:45 AM
damn Im still drunk as hell... I was drinking vodka yesterday
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General Lee
03-13-09, 10:10 AM
I was supposed to get drunk last night with some of the guys here. I planned on getting wasted and derailing every thread I could get ahold of. Unfortunately, I had my plans thrown out by a damn woman. (po)
I think you will like my fixe best....
I was supposed to get drunk last night with some of the guys here. I planned on getting wasted and derailing every thread I could get ahold of. Unfortunately, I had my pants thrown down by a horny woman. :naughty:
General Lee
03-13-09, 03:45 PM
I think you will like my fixe best....
I bloody wish that were the way of it...nice fixe.
I bloody wish that were the way of it...nice fixe.
She was bloody? :confused:
General Lee
03-13-09, 04:15 PM
She was bloody? :confused:
No, she was juicy though...I think she peed on me for fun. Of course, this is all hypothetical. :D
jkmetal
03-14-09, 10:26 AM
I was supposed to get drunk last night with some of the guys here. I planned on getting wasted and derailing every thread I could get ahold of. Unfortunately, I had my plans thrown out by a damn woman. (po)
you too?
General Lee
03-14-09, 10:29 AM
you too?
Yes. I, too. Damned women...no offense to those here, of course.
Kittyrins
03-14-09, 11:59 AM
Yes. I, too. Damned women...no offense to those here, of course.
None taken you slack jawed yokel.
4xmiIsyUywE
General Lee
03-14-09, 12:52 PM
Lol, as a joke, I looked up USB powered vibrators. They not only make them, you can actually program them to do all sorts of naughty stuff! WTF! :rofl :naughty:
bob saget
03-14-09, 02:54 PM
Lol, as a joke, I looked up USB powered vibrators. They not only make them, you can actually program them to do all sorts of naughty stuff! WTF! :rofl :naughty:
:bleh:
you ordered a couple didnt you, pervert.
General Lee
03-14-09, 05:31 PM
:bleh:
you ordered a couple didnt you, pervert.
When I had to give them my name, they hung up. I then called the operator, and after she heard my name, she hung up, too. Could the neighborhood children be right? Am I truly nothing?!?! :cry:
:D
bob saget
03-14-09, 05:33 PM
durrrrrrrr
General Lee
03-15-09, 02:40 PM
Yes I have a drinking problem, AND I DON'T ****ING PLAN ON DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! Yah mule!!!
Redeemed
03-15-09, 07:48 PM
Hey! What do ya' know...
General Lee
03-18-09, 12:23 PM
Hey! What do ya' know...
Last night, I had a dream. God was speaking to me through my fatass dog, trying to give me dating advice regarding women. So...should I start sniffing crotches and asses like the dream said, or was that just a hooch halucination? Inquiring mind wants to know.
bob saget
03-21-09, 01:50 AM
start sniffing
Noriega
03-22-09, 02:09 AM
It happened again. I don't like alcohol but vodka loves me
bob saget
03-22-09, 05:00 AM
vodka is notorious.
General Lee
03-22-09, 12:33 PM
After downing two or so quarts of Kentucky corn moonshine, I realized something. Alcohol can actually kill you. If I'm gonna drink myself into the grave, I'd rather not go tasting and smelling corn. I swear, all I could taste and smell was corn, CORN, CORN!
bob saget
03-22-09, 06:10 PM
ur insane :lol:
Noriega
03-22-09, 07:50 PM
hello! I'm drunk again end of massage thx bai
bob saget
03-22-09, 08:57 PM
cya
Noriega
03-22-09, 09:06 PM
Ima geto dancer mane!
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