For Lee

[Kittyrins]

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[General Lee]

Thank you Kitty, I missed the skit. Thank you so much! :luv:

EDIT: Watched it, loved it. ****ING PRICELESS! That was the funniest **** I've EVER seen her do, and I've seen her do a lot of...stuff. :D

I was on her mailing list before she even made her first music video. I was referred to as "Confederate EDA". EDA stands for EveryDay Angels...a name someone came up with from one of her songs. I'd best stop, before I start writing her bio. I tend to get a little worked up over that woman. :lol:

[bob saget]

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[General Lee]

I wanted to state, for the record, that I am nao drunk. I've had a case and a half of beer, and had to watch Jewel's crook-tooth in action. I'm going to bed, and when I get up, I'm having half a case of beer for breakfast...

after the usual. Grits, bacon/sausage/or both, and scrambled eggs in Tabasco for breakfast! Goodnight all! :)

EDIT: I want Jewel. Too bad she's married. Like that would ever get in MY way. ;)

[bob saget]

hahahahahaha
chomps down on the car door.

[Koko56]

Youtube is funny! yay

[General Lee]

I love the way she puts her hand on that girl's head and shoves her out of the way, steals the radio, and says "*****in!" :lol2:

[jcrox]

who?

[General Lee]

Jewel! You uneducated bastard! She is the epitome of the American Dream! She went from living in a VW van to being all that and a bag of taters! Now she's married to the greatest rodeo champion...and before I die she's gonna feel my "southern hospitallity". :naughty:

[jcrox]

Was she in the A-Team?

[General Lee]

Was she in the A-Team?

What? The A-Team? lol...are you kiddin' me?!?!

You are an American, you should have heard of that woman by now! I've been part of her cult following for YEARS! You can join, too! Just don't eat the cyanide applesauce. :bleh:

http://www.jeweljk.com/ She's got some big ol' titteas! :naughty:

On a more serious note, I've actually met her a couple of times. Can't stand her political opinions...and neither can her husband, from what I've heard from Mr. BB and Alan. Maybe opposites DO attract. Hmm...

[jcrox]

Oh yeah!!! she was married to Lyle Lovett right?

[General Lee]

Oh yeah!!! she was married to Lyle Lovett right?

Just like I once told six_storm...

I'm going to kill you now. :bleh:

[bob saget]

crox is not american.

[jcrox]

Just like I once told six_storm...

I'm going to kill you now. :bleh:

Just yanking your chain Lee and don't listen to bob, he lives in America's hat and therefore does not count.