I think I broke the geneva convention with this one ***mature warning***

[vampireuk]

Someone added me to their MSN list and I was bored...

mr c loves me: hello,who's this,i just added you but i think i may have typed in the wrong address
vampireuk: I am neptune
vampireuk: king of the seas
vampireuk: sinker of ships
mr c loves me: ok
vampireuk: lord of all that is blue!
mr c loves me: how old are you
mr c loves me: are you male or female
vampireuk: 19 male
vampireuk: with a killer penguin puppet
mr c loves me: ur weird
vampireuk: http://www.vampireuk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/flibblekill.jpg
vampireuk: be nice to him
vampireuk: loud noises scare the pengui
vampireuk: *penguin
mr c loves me: u shud tlk to my friend sheryl she loves penguins
vampireuk: penguins with meat hooks?
mr c loves me: are you just jokin or are you this freaky
vampireuk: looked at that link yet?
vampireuk: it explains the penguin
mr c loves me: yeah i looked at it
mr c loves me: ,where do you live
vampireuk: england
mr c loves me: me too, where abouts
vampireuk: yorkshire
mr c loves me: oh right#, so,u were jokin,bout all the penguin ****,ur cool really
vampireuk: the penguin is my friend!
vampireuk: and he is famous too
mr c loves me: :S
vampireuk: http://www.nvnews.net/cgi-bin/search.cgi?category=1&keyword=flibble
vampireuk: he is a internet icon :D
mr c loves me: wot, dis isnt real
mr c loves me: its penguins
vampireuk: the penguin is real
mr c loves me: dey stupid
vampireuk: mark my words
mr c loves me: :(
mr c loves me: :|
vampireuk: he is a killer
mr c loves me: oh, ok
vampireuk: needs constant attention otherwise it will snap :S
mr c loves me: wot will
vampireuk: the penguin
vampireuk: mr flibble
mr c loves me: ur such a freak, please tell me ur jokin,cuz i have no idea who i am tlkin to, and ur kinda scary
vampireuk: I am the owner of mr flibble :D
mr c loves me: ok
vampireuk: mr flibble is the mascot of nvnews
mr c loves me: yeah, hes querr, is dat all you wanna tlk about
vampireuk: oh dear, after you said that he left the room with a axe =\
vampireuk: http://www.nvnews.net/
vampireuk: he is all over there ^^
vampireuk: who are you anyway? ¬.¬
*** lindsaylinz@hotmail.com signed on at Mon Jun 09 21:28:30 2003
mr c loves me: a normal person
vampireuk: I bet you are part of the fbi
vampireuk: spying on me ¬.¬
mr c loves me: yeah think what you want, you sound like a little kid and ur older than me
mr c loves me: well supposed to be
vampireuk: well unlike most people I don't try to act all serious when im online ;)
vampireuk: now kiss mr flibble and shake his hand
vampireuk: no flibble no!
vampireuk: axe down!
mr c loves me: well!!!, some people dont pretend to bloody have a study penguin friend
mr c loves me: stupid~
vampireuk: he is as real as you or me
vampireuk: actually you are part of the echelon system arnt you
vampireuk: ¬.¬
mr c loves me: yeah ok 19 year old
vampireuk: would you like to hold mr flibble? he wont bite
vampireuk: he has no teeth you see
vampireuk: he is a penguin
mr c loves me: SHUT UP!!!!
vampireuk: now thats not very polite, here I am offering you the moment that would rival meeting Ted Bundy, no forget that ted bundy is not a penguin damnit
vampireuk: how rude turning down mr flibble like that
vampireuk: he has feelings too
mr c loves me: :|
mr c loves me: OK, WHATEVER, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY RATHER THAN THAT FU***N PINGU PERSON
vampireuk: bah pingu, that piece of clay has nothing on the walking talking death machine that is flibble
vampireuk: sure lets talk about apples?
vampireuk: I like apples
vampireuk: so does mr flibble
vampireuk: ah damnit!
mr c loves me: FFRREEAAK
vampireuk: is your keyboard broken? o.O
mr c loves me: NO
vampireuk: caps lock stuck?
mr c loves me: no
vampireuk: that reminds me, have you ever tried getting yourself off with a electric toothbrush?
mr c loves me: no,y have u
vampireuk: no, tempted but never tried it
vampireuk: what about a vacuum?
mr c loves me: oh you shud,it's great
vampireuk: I guess you would have to stick it on reverse
vampireuk: suck wouldnt work
mr c loves me: try it
vampireuk: ever drank your own pee?
mr c loves me: no,dats jus sick
vampireuk: its quite tasty
vampireuk: leaves a stick gum on your teeth
vampireuk: but satisfying
mr c loves me: eewww
vampireuk: www.********.com thats one of the greatest sites I have ever seen, beats steakandcheese hands down
mr c loves me: you sick ba**ard i just went on that
vampireuk: I guess that doesnt appeal to you either?
mr c loves me: no,why would it
vampireuk: well each to their own i guess
mr c loves me: do have the proper yorkshie accent
vampireuk: no I talk like a smurf
mr c loves me: so you do then
vampireuk: yeah
vampireuk: ok sorry about that link, it was ****** of me
vampireuk: to make up for it ill give you this, more music for download than you could imagine
mr c loves me: (W)
vampireuk: www.********.com/********/?604
vampireuk: :)
mr c loves me: i'm not goin on any more of ur perverted sites
vampireuk: lol trust me this one is fine
vampireuk: just keep it a secret, we dont want people catching onto this place, music industry will shut us down
vampireuk: :(
mr c loves me: **** you
vampireuk: ok but dont blame me when you miss out on a ****load of music
mr c loves me: ur jus a sick ****
vampireuk: you looked at the link?
mr c loves me: u told me too prick
*** charlottemoyle@hotmail.com (sex kitten always purring........) has joined the conversation.
vampireuk: oh dear, did you also know that guilable is not in the dictionary?
vampireuk: ooh a new toy!
mr c loves me: shut up
vampireuk: yes maam
mr c loves me: chaz he supposed to be 19
sex kitten always purring........: shut up
sex kitten always purring........: *** hole
sex kitten always purring........: lol
sex kitten always purring........: ummmm yeah like
vampireuk: wow that told me :(
mr c loves me: :D
sex kitten always purring........: ummm yeah
vampireuk: www.go******* ?
mr c loves me: dont do it
mr c loves me: it porn
sex kitten always purring........: no i bet its p.o.r.n
vampireuk: do it
vampireuk: take a chance
mr c loves me: dont
sex kitten always purring........: bollox
mr c loves me: r u
sex kitten always purring........: nope
vampireuk: well thats no fun
sex kitten always purring........: ur too young for porn
sex kitten always purring........: then again ur ***k is probably the size of a peanut so thats not much of a turn on
mr c loves me: dats sick,i went on it,it a man rippin his *** open
vampireuk: muhahaha
sex kitten always purring........: yuck
sex kitten always purring........: um errrr
vampireuk: got a toothbrush? im getting horny
mr c loves me: eletric?
vampireuk: yes please
mr c loves me: okay
sex kitten always purring........: no i bet u wont get any toothpaste anyways
vampireuk: ah suck my peanut

[The Baron]

You left the names! Oh, Vamp, you're so sweet! :D

[2fast4u]

roflmao, you beat your own records with that one :D

[netviper13]

bwahahahah, Mr. Flibble strikes again :D

[vampireuk]

The silly sod went and unblocked me :D


mr c loves me: hello
mr c loves me: hheelloo!!!!!:@
vampireuk: lo
vampireuk: ahh its you hehe
vampireuk: get any random insane messages from people?
mr c loves me: no
vampireuk: I made you famous
vampireuk: ^^
vampireuk: http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13107
mr c loves me: wot, how did u make me famous, and no i am not goin on ANY of ur sick, peverted sites,OK
vampireuk: heheh that entire conversation we had is posted there
vampireuk: no pictures with that link
vampireuk: just our convo ^^
mr c loves me: ok,i'll look, if its peverted i 'm gonna kill u
vampireuk: 172.185.*snip*
vampireuk: are you in dial up?
vampireuk: *on
mr c loves me: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vampireuk: no :)
mr c loves me: YES:@
vampireuk: im afraid i cant do that
mr c loves me: U'D BETER!!!:@
vampireuk: or else what? :p
mr c loves me: I'LL TRACK U DOWN AND MURDER YOU!!!!:@
vampireuk: you cant track me down
vampireuk: ^^
mr c loves me: WATCH ME
vampireuk: I'm connected by a router and behind a fire wall
vampireuk: plus I have YOUR ip address
vampireuk: 172.185.*snip*
vampireuk: tasty
mr c loves me: WATS AND IP ADDRESS
vampireuk: its the address you are given to use the internet
mr c loves me: SO WHAT
vampireuk: so that means I can knock you offline ;)
mr c loves me: UR A PRICK
mr c loves me: (W)
mr c loves me: :@
mr c loves me: (U)
*** ma1chus@hotmail.com (The Baron) has joined the conversation.
vampireuk: lo baron
The Baron: lo vamp
vampireuk: she wants me to remove that thread
vampireuk: :D
vampireuk: LOL
The Baron: oh, you showed her the thread?
vampireuk: yeah
The Baron: where is she now?
vampireuk: she didnt take too well to it
mr c loves me: HERE DUMBASS
vampireuk: hey hey be nice
mr c loves me: :@
The Baron: oh, trillian doesn't show that
vampireuk: or you get knocked offline
mr c loves me: SHUT THE **** UP
vampireuk: 172.185.*snip*
The Baron: teh IP?
vampireuk: handy being a mod at nvnews
vampireuk: ;)
The Baron: oh, did she post/
The Baron: roflmfao
The Baron: you're kidding me
vampireuk: no but she was viewing the thread
vampireuk: and there was only one guest looking
vampireuk: :D
The Baron: Yarhar.
The Baron: Yarharharhararharhar.
* vampireuk opens a command prompt
mr c loves me: SCREW U 2
mr c loves me: I'LL BE BACK IN 7 MINUTES
vampireuk: round it down to 5 please
The Baron: vamp
The Baron: which is better
mr c loves me: 10
The Baron: A7N8X deluxe or NF7-S 2.0?
vampireuk: the NF7 I believe
mr c loves me: BACK IN 5-10
The Baron: lo
The Baron: l
The Baron: ok
*** lindsaylinz@hotmail.com signed off at Wed Jun 11 17:57:22 2003

[Serath]

eheheHHEHEheheheHehEhee!!!!!!
this is classic :)

[sytaylor]

Another one falls to vamps mocking :afro:

[poursoul]

wats and ip?

lol

[fastguy94416]

Never mess with british guys that are in contact with a deadly penguin.... Never

[UDawg]

Girls are dumb. LOL

[Edge]

Oh my god...you're like one of those people on the internet that makes other peoples lives miserable for the entertainment of others...thanks! God, that was so funny yet so wrong. It reminds me a lot of that Cybersex Gone Wrong thread.

[omghi2u]

HOw do you know it was a she?

[stncttr908]

Because most guys don't use lame-ass abbreviations for anything, and they'd probably know what an IP was.

Vamp, you and Mr. Fibble are my new heroes.

[deejaya]

vampireuk: bah pingu, that piece of clay has nothing on the walking talking death machine that is flibble

Bahahahahahhaha silly bint called him Pingu :p

BTW where did you find such a fiendish looking penguin?

[UDawg]

Originally posted by omghi2u
HOw do you know it was a she?

Because a guy wouldn't ask dumb questions like she did. Also a guy who didn't what a IP was would look it up quickly on the net so he would know what he was talking about. :p Remember we guys are never wrong and we know everythink. :angel:

[Sazar]

lmao...

pingu...

thats classic... I still remember watching the claymations and watching pingu peeing all over the place like the little retard he was :D

mr flibble != pingu... he is too homicidal to be a pingu type :cool:

[ToxicFool]

haha... well at least we know she wasn't educated by the way she typed.

[silence]

ROFLMAO....this is funny..and ya,it sounds like girl......:D

[Kruno]

LMFAO!!!

IT WAS ME!!!

:lol:

[ragejg]

Yes, K.I.L.E.R, keep adding to teh mystery... :D

[Monolyth]

No offense guys, but maybe you should lighten up on'em?

They're human just like you and me, they have feelings too. Just because we know more about computers or know how to h4x0r talk does not make us gods, and give us the freedom to make fun of people who might not specialize in the same things we do.

It was funny for the first few seconds, but kicking them offline seems a bit too far. You never know where people might end up one day, why burn bridges when you can build them?

I'm sure I will get flamed for defending them, and having no sense of humor, but if making fun of people who aren't as "learned" as you are is your way of getting kicks, you got a lot to learn yourself.

[vampireuk]

I never knocked them offline:rolleyes:

[UDawg]

True but...... There is one thing for sure, Girls are not impressed by our knowledge of puters. :p ....and the porn sites didn't help either. :D

[poursoul]

Originally posted by Monolyth
No offense guys, but maybe you should lighten up on'em?

They're human just like you and me, they have feelings too. Just because we know more about computers or know how to h4x0r talk does not make us gods, and give us the freedom to make fun of people who might not specialize in the same things we do.

It was funny for the first few seconds, but kicking them offline seems a bit too far. You never know where people might end up one day, why burn bridges when you can build them?

I'm sure I will get flamed for defending them, and having no sense of humor, but if making fun of people who aren't as "learned" as you are is your way of getting kicks, you got a lot to learn yourself.

You're just rediculas, this was just pure fun. Even vamp explained to her what an ip was. Me? i just laughed at that because of the spelling issues, not saying the other part wasn't funny.

why burn bridges when you can build them?

This isn't a miss america pagent, or a dubbuya speech.

The point made was that someone will make a simple mistake in their life (adding vamp to their buddy list) and will pay the ultimate price, that is what's really funny.

BTW: i knew it was you.

[vampireuk]

Originally posted by poursoul
The point made was that someone will make a simple mistake in their life (adding vamp to their buddy list) and will pay the ultimate price, that is what's really funny.


I don't think it could have been put any better than that:D