30k

[General Lee]

<---Will pirate software, music, games, and DVDs for beer, or beer money. Meet me at the corner of Fuk and U. :D

[methimpikehoses]

Not at 30K yet, I still see a shred of life that needs to be torn.

I'm more machine than man now... :bleh:

[General Lee]

I'm more machine than man now... :bleh:

Ahh, so you went and got the operation then? Must be nice replacing yer pecker with a vibrator...at least for the women. :D

[methimpikehoses]

I actually had a garden weasel installed... :bleh:

http://www.gardenweasel.com/IMAGES/WeedPopperOrg.jpg

[General Lee]

Listen meth, you need to go watch space truckers. There's a villian on there that has a power tool for a pecker. He even has a pull cord attached, and when cranked up, it glows blue. He states that it emits electro-something that brings unimaginable pleasure to a woman. I'm cereal...been working on building me one. :cool:

UWJHuDAAu9c

[bob saget]

I'm more machine than man now... :bleh:

Not at 30K yet, I still see a shred of life that needs to be torn.

:rofl

[Qbert]

Do you REALLY have to ask? Have you not read some of the stuff we post? We have no lives. Hell, some of us have more friends on this forum than we do in real life. :D

This is truth. Other than my family, you guys are my family...digitally speaking of course.

I'm having a tender moment right now just thinking of this. :cry:

Ok, the moment is over, nao STFU & GTFO!

[General Lee]

This is truth. Other than my family, you guys are my family...digitally speaking of course.

I'm having a tender moment right now just thinking of this. :cry:

Ok, the moment is over, nao STFU & GTFO!

It's okay, let it out. Now stuff it back in! :naughty:

EDIT: Is it wrong to get turned on by animated Barbie characters? There's so many of them, I wanna do 'em all. I may be dangerous...or not. Only Barbie can tell.

[bob saget]

It's okay, let it out. Now stuff it back in! :naughty:

EDIT: Is it wrong to get turned on by animated Barbie characters? There's so many of them, I wanna do 'em all. I may be dangerous...or not. Only Barbie can tell.

you never hear them scream.......strange.........

[General Lee]

you never hear them scream.......strange.........

Barbie told me you're more like a Ken than a GI Joe...pffft!

Wanker! You hav no mahbles! :D

EDITZ: Oh ****, dude! I just heard that BOB SAGET, the real deal, is going to lead a new sitcom! You aren't going to...participate, are you? WELL? R U?

[bob saget]

I am the real deal.

[crainger]

Bit past 30k now and all is well. Still can't believe I am one of the most awesome peopl on the Internet, but I do find I'm getting noticed out and about. people keep saying. "Dude, what's with you hair!" I'm like "30k posts my friend" and they're like "Stay the **** away from my gf".

[six_storm]

crainger, how about we ban you now? If you break 31K, you may break the interwebz . . .

[General Lee]

crainger, how about we ban you now? If you break 31K, you may break the interwebz . . .

The Interweb is a series of tubes. Don't let crainger back in any of them...his fatass 30K stopped one up, and we have to get the Net Plunger out again. He had that "just plugged the toilet" grin on his face.

[crainger]

crainger, how about we ban you now? If you break 31K, you may break the interwebz . . .

I'm taking you with me six.

[six_storm]

I'm taking you with me six.

I don't spam . . . or clog up the tubes like you craingbear!

[Qbert]

I don't spam . . . or clog up the tubes like you craingbear!

You clog tubes all the time....at least that is what is being reported by DDoc and bob saget. Plus the fact they were walking all funny like and rubbing their bums.

[six_storm]

You clog tubes all the time....at least that is what is being reported by DDoc and bob saget. Plus the fact they were walking all funny like and rubbing their bums.

I have nothing to do with that . . . . :bleh:

[General Lee]

I have nothing to do with that . . . . :bleh:

If you show up with Vaseline, I'm going straight to the kitchen and washing those dishes.

[bob saget]

too many spamors.

[Noriega]

Crainger well done but chill with those 30k cause it looks like you get

http://img.golivewire.com/ib/229882_f.gif

[Revs]

Grats :Cringer:

Don't know if I should be happy for you or a little sad... :D

Shnarf shnarf

[jcrox]

I thought the traditional 30k gift was midgets... where's the midgets?

:bleh:

[Qbert]

We are out of midgets again? Damn!

[jcrox]

We are out of midgets again? Damn!

WHAT?!

this is an outrage.

I demand someone supply us with sedated farm animals as a substitute

IMMEDIATELY!