Real sports!

[General Lee]

If I ain't NASCAR, drag racin', keg tossin', or female mud wrestlin'...





IT AIN'T A SPORT!!!

:D

[Mr. Hunt]

If a sport is what I do everyday to get to work, then yes... Nascar is a sport.

[Shamrock]

.Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games

[bob saget]

Hills Like White Elephants.

[Qbert]

Lingerie football is a real sport too...

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/sports/2009/05/14/lingerie.football.tryouts.wpvi

;)