The Last Boast Thread...

[Qbert]

I am huuuuge. When I unleash my wanger, it crosses 2 state lines.

Next...

[jcrox]

I am tiny. Girls laugh at how "unhung" I am.

But hey, I'm happy when I'm done :D

[LaZeR]

I am huuuuge. When I unleash my wanger, it crosses 2 state lines.

Next...

Tell methim to spit it back out before he leaves state. :rofl

PS: Words can't describe how big my sh!t is.

[crainger]

Once a girl told me she could feel me in her womb. I was like WTF?

[jcrox]

Once a girl told me she could feel me in her womb. I was like WTF?

Did you crawl back out?

[methimpikehoses]

Once a girl told me she could feel me in her womb. I was like WTF?

You like the little 'uns, eh crainge?

[crainger]

::rofl:

Makes me feel like a Bigman.

[bob saget]

staek.

[methimpikehoses]

::rofl:

Makes me feel like a Bigman.

King Badass.

/bob's puny junk

[bob saget]

move the fleet away from the death star.

[methimpikehoses]

http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/Content/great-white-and-diver-649471-xl.jpg

[bob saget]

dont be hatin methim.

[General Lee]

Bought the ticket, takin' the ride. Bleeding gut. Won't feel sorry, no regrets. Tabasco IV. What does it matter if the dog explodes? Urination is the best nation. Thank God for rewind and fast forward. Wiggly penor, angled dangle. I am the devil.

[methimpikehoses]

Back in the good old days we used to drink Beast-Fires... a shot of Milwaukee's Best Ice, with just the right amount of tabasco to make it burn going down. It was a nice morning pick-me-up after a hard night of drinking.

[bob saget]

one-fifty-one


:headexplode::headexplode::headexplode:

[jcrox]

one-fifty-one


:headexplode::headexplode::headexplode:

that leads straight to a fifty-one-fifty

[Qbert]

that leads straight to a fifty-one-fifty

Jcrox...back of the line....or get on the special bus. You have choices....always choices.

Example: Frontal Lobobomy or Bottle in front of me....General Pee would take the bottle. Get it? Ok, good...carry on.

(nana2)

This thread is nothing without moar boastage.

[General Lee]

I was tried to force my way through a cervix. When t found I couldn't, just reached in there and punched it. Falcon Punch ain't got **** on my Cervix Slam!

:firedevil

[Revs]

My d!ck; bigger than a bridge. Yo' d!ck, look like a little kids.

[General Lee]

Wow, I must have been pretty hammered the first time I posted in this thread. I don't remember it. I remember the second...and it's the true. Falcon Punch ain't got **** on my Cervix Slam.

[jcrox]

Wow, I must have been pretty hammered the first time I posted in this thread. I don't remember it. I remember the second...and it's the true. Falcon Punch ain't got **** on my Cervix Slam.

Flying elbow from the top rope, works every time.

[jcrox]

Jcrox...back of the line....or get on the special bus. You have choices....always choices.

Example: Frontal Lobobomy or Bottle in front of me....General Pee would take the bottle. Get it? Ok, good...carry on.

(nana2)

This thread is nothing without moar boastage.

I keeel you.

[General Lee]

Moar boastage? Aight.

I have to deflate and roll my pecker like a 5 inch fire hose. I...AM...GOD!!!

[bob saget]

(nana2)

[jcrox]

moar boast

I is more learned then the more stupider people