Bloke

[Kruno]

I hate the new age guys, I'm a chauvinist,
I live on beer and pies.
Tried to tell you, but you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath,
I haven't brushed me teeth.
Yesterday I lied, but all me mates gave me a real good alibi.
I really went out drinking, I told you I was at work,
Don't ask me for commitment, cause it's something I will shirk.

I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker, and I really lover your knockers.
I'm a labourer by day, I piss up all me pay.
Watching footy on TV, just feed me more VB,
Pour me beer and get my smokes, and go away.

Or take me as I am, this may mean you'll have to fecth another can,
Rest assured that if I start to make you breakfast, I'm going to extremes.
But tomorrow, I'll get ****-faced, and today won't mean a thing.

I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo, and me best mate's name is Robbo,
Winfield is me cigarette, I dress in flannelette.
Shearers singlet that is blue, throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't want me any other way.

When you think, you've got me figured out, the season's already changing,
(From footy to cricket).
I think it's cool when I act like a fool, then me mates try to shave me.

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Yai for Chris Franklin... the Australian Wierd Al Yank.:D