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Revs
04-28-09, 03:11 PM
In the 2001 census for England and Wales 390,127 people stated their religion as Jedi, as did 14,052 people in Scotland.

:D

Post your random facts HERE....

General Lee
04-28-09, 03:16 PM
:D

Post your random facts HERE....

I have a 12" Johnson...BTW, I've had enough beer to see double.

Jussayin'

Qbert
04-28-09, 03:17 PM
It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armor.

Qbert
04-28-09, 03:18 PM
Napoleon was a big fan of suspenders; he even had a pair decorated with bumblebees, the symbol of his native Corsica.

Revs
04-28-09, 03:18 PM
I have a 12" Johnson...BTW, I've had enough beer to see double.

Jussayin'

Liar.

LaZeR
04-28-09, 03:19 PM
Qbert likes to lick on the (pb)

Revs
04-28-09, 03:19 PM
Napoleon was a big fan of suspenders; he even had a pair decorated with bumblebees, the symbol of his native Corsica.

:lol: Nice one

Qbert
04-28-09, 03:20 PM
Dr. John Dee, a 16th century predecessor to James Bond, supposedly used the code 007 to send messages to Queen Elizabeth. The two zeros meant “for your eyes only.”

Revs
04-28-09, 03:20 PM
Qbert likes to lick on the (pb)

Citation needed.

LaZeR
04-28-09, 03:21 PM
:lol: Nice one

Why thank you. I thought so. :D

General Lee
04-28-09, 03:21 PM
Liar.

Okay, so I'm not drunk enough to see double...that means it's not a 24" Johnson.

varm...

Qbert
04-28-09, 03:21 PM
Habitual singing causes the lungs to release leptin, a protein manufactured by the body’s fat cells that is involved in the regulation of appetite. This may partially explain why opera stars tend to lean toward the heavy end of the scale.

...all of the above brought you you by:

http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/?p=381#scroll

Revs
04-28-09, 03:24 PM
Habitual singing causes the lungs to release leptin, a protein manufactured by the body’s fat cells that is involved in the regulation of appetite. This may partially explain why opera stars tend to lean toward the heavy end of the scale.

...all of the above brought you you by:

http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/?p=381#scroll

Another good one. I'll check the link later, but cheers ;)

Qbert
04-28-09, 03:26 PM
Another good one. I'll check the link later, but cheers ;)

Welcome & cheers right back.

One more for the road then I gotta do some work...

The Pentagon has twice the number of toilets needed due to being built before laws requiring separate facilities for blacks and whites were removed.

:afro:

jcrox
04-28-09, 06:45 PM
Upper and lower case letters are named "Upper" and "Lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'Upper Case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'Lower Case' letters.

General Lee
04-28-09, 08:09 PM
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

Damnit, another reason women piss me off.

Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

What a bunch of pansies.

Qbert
04-28-09, 08:24 PM
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

Damnit, another reason women piss me off.

Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

What a bunch of pansies.


Ya Mourisse, what a bunch of pansies! (sorry, just watched Madagascar with the little ones last weekend).

BTW...The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

(I was tempted to change brick to prick but then DDoc would be interested)

Qbert
04-28-09, 08:52 PM
A treasure trove of :naughty: facts here:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-353148-random-sex-facts-and-i-dont-mean-gender-snap-snap.html

Some examples (can they all be true?)...

According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts. - stay in school byatches!

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection. - thank God!

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.

In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. - I would have worked in the Avocado black market for sure.

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch. - LaZer, please confirm!

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female. - no sh1t?

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death. :rofl

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England — but only in tropical fish stores. - Revs, this is your weekend mission!

The word "f*ck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, f*ck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.. - Revs, part II of your mission!

LaZeR
04-28-09, 09:34 PM
:D

Post your random facts HERE....

Qbert thought he had his first pube until he pissed out of it.

/Next...

jcrox
04-28-09, 11:43 PM
A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.



That's totally wrong. I beat that last year.

haha.. that's funny stuff, "semen" .... "beat that" :rofl

slivski
04-29-09, 12:02 AM
The world ended in 2012

General Lee
04-29-09, 12:03 AM
I am afraid this educational thread shall soon turn into a homosechsual thread.

And those guys from Monsters of C*ck probably let loose 18 GALLONS of semen in their lifetimes. GO LUCY FIRE!!!

:D

jcrox
04-29-09, 12:52 AM
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you do.

General Lee
04-29-09, 01:03 AM
Viagra was invented from extract of Chuck D*ck

sillyeagle
04-29-09, 01:11 AM
Two US pennies weigh the same as a quarter cup urine.

A modern nuclear submarine will lose a full 2 inches from it's diameter when at depth. Like in the movie Down Periscope you can run a string across the engine room, and when at depth it will sag.