Capt. Picard
05-08-09, 03:23 PM
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.
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Q: What did the prick say to the balls?
A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me I'm going in.
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One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."
Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the teacher asked why.
Johnny replied, "When I walked past my mom's room last night, she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
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A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.
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Q: What did the prick say to the balls?
A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me I'm going in.
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One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."
Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the teacher asked why.
Johnny replied, "When I walked past my mom's room last night, she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
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