Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator - NVIDIOT Style

[saturnotaku]

My colleagues at work showed me this:

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

I followed the form using ATI as the thing I hate and came up with the following songs:

"I Think"

I Think drivers are really a huge problem
I Think fanATIcs are too much on my mind
I Think Rage3D's have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Red rain, beating down on me
Like a Walt Whitman line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Lauren's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on ATI
Blame it on ATI
Blame it on ATI

I Think features are gonna drive us all crazy
And 8500's make me feel like a child
I Think BSOD's will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Red rain, beating down on me
Like a Walt Whitman line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Lauren's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on ATI
Blame it on ATI
Blame it on ATI

Like a Red rain, beating down on me
Like Lauren's smile, cruel and cold
Like Walt Whitman's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on ATI
Blame it on ATI
Blame it on ATI

BTW - Lauren is one of my ex-girlfriends ;)

[saturnotaku]

And again:

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Drivers make me ill
I feel miserable
FanATIcs tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Rage3D's are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of ATI that I feel this way?
With the Red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Walt Whitman, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Lauren Broke My Will to Live
Lauren Broke My Will to Live
Lauren Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Lauren Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Features rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
8500's defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
BSOD's are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of ATI that I feel this way?
With the Red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Walt Whitman, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Lauren Broke My Will to Live
Lauren Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Lauren Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Lauren Broke My Will to Live

[saturnotaku]

POW! Second encore!

"Why"

Drivers, fanATIcs, Rage3D's
Why God, Why?
FanATIcs, features, ATI
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of ATI
Like a Walt Whitman character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

8500's, drivers, BSOD's
Why God, Why?
ATI, BSOD's, Rage3D's
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Red disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of ATI
Like a Walt Whitman character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Red misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of ATI
Like a Walt Whitman character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

[nin_fragile14]

Haha, very nice. (All in good fun, I hope ati people realize that :))

[saturnotaku]

Originally posted by nin_fragile14
(All in good fun, I hope ati people realize that)


Naturally. :)

[SurfMonkey]

Only three options, but with some creative accounting...

"Will to Game"

I feel miserable
Child like arguments make me ill
I feel miserable
FAnTIcs tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Lies are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of ATi mullahs that I feel this way?
With the ATi red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of nVidia, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Overheating 9700 meltdown Broke My Will to Game
Overheating 9700 meltdown Broke My Will to Game
Overheating 9700 meltdown Broke My Will to Game
I was getting better but then
Overheating 9700 meltdown Broke My Will to Game

I feel miserable
Infinite loops rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Bad drivers defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Anally retentive radeon owners are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of ATi mullahs that I feel this way?
With the ATi red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of nVidia, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Overheating 9700 meltdown Broke My Will to Game
Overheating 9700 meltdown Broke My Will to Game
Oh God, Overheating 9700 meltdown Broke My Will to Game
I was getting better but then
Overheating 9700 meltdown Broke My Will to Game

[Kamel]

HOLY THREAD REVIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[crainger]

HOLY THREAD REVIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muahahahahahahaha i just had to do that :D

LOL Capt. Picard and I aren't the only ones who enjoy digging.