Do NOT touch his ass!

[General Lee]

I went out tonight. As you...CERTAINY suspect, I was drinking. Heavily. Got to doing some shots with a coulple of guys before we shot a game of pool. Halfway throught the game, one tried to do something, while the other tried to kiss me. BOY HOWDY!!! THEY PLAYED THEIR CARDS WRONG!!! I SERIOUSLY let 'em know I ain't playin' for that damn team. Oh JOY! Here come their friends! Word to the real men...I never dropped to a knee. I never stopped swinging! I got worked over well enough, but I bet my pecker that there's a few that won't be gettin' outta bed for a while!

Damn, I'm feeling good now. It's too bad the real competition already called it a night. After some guy tryin' to kiss me, I'm pissed enough to annihilate the last of the goddamned Soviet Union! YAH ****ing MULES!w

BTW, I pretty much got jumped on my first night getting blitzed on the town. Obviously, I picked the wrong night, and the wrong place. WTF happened to the bar I used to play at? Screw it, I've got a black eye and a bunch of cat-scratches to deal with.

TBH, my woman/ex woman hits harder than any of those rope-smokers I threw down with tonight! ****, that just put me in the mood to really tear something apart! City Hall, meet Mr. Sledgehammer. I'll see ya'll in jail!!!! Weeeeee-****ing-HOOOOOOO!!!!! Yah Mules! Let's go to jail!~!!!

Wait, where'd everyone go? IT WASN'T MY IDEA OFFICERER!!! NO, STOP!. DOC HELP ME, THE"RE TAKING ME AWASY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[methimpikehoses]

A little holiday cheer!


:bleh:

[General Lee]

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! I think those idiots meant to have sex with me tonight! That's fine and dandy...I'll be the one CHEWING his meat, while they're slurping their's trhough tubes.

Doesn't matter who, what, when, where, or how...the name of the game I play is

I WIN!!!

[Blue]

Next time I visit my family in SC beers. But not that bar.

[General Lee]

A little holiday cheer!


:bleh:

If I weren't such a...let's be honest...SEMI-decent man, they would be punished. Why stop there, let's charcoal their families! Do they have a dog? If so, kill it. It not, buy there as a dog, then kill it. It's a relevant, according to...Socrates? I thought he was dead! Who cares, we're all gonna die. Let's get it over with mR. DisckpleGFAP!

Guilitine, or something along those linwes. PM me wotj cppriecgt spe;;ing, pls. THUNK YO:

/end night of horrifiv details, in particular the *shudders* lovin' with the muffin. I think I'm gonna be sick now. I want my toilet!!! The next woman to bring me "single ply" learns how to burn at the stake with dignity!!!

[General Lee]

Next time I visit my family in SC beers. But not that bar.

Sir, if I could remember the name of that bar...:lol: it wouldn't be open tomorrow. Nor would it for a while after. There ain't much to talk about now that someone made me good and pissed off. Regardless, I won't be going back there. It's such a shame, I met so many good folks and performers there.

Live goes on?: :p

[General Lee]

I almost felt violated...then I felt my fist meet jaw! Damn, that felt good!

I feel like a mighy force to be reckoned with, once again. As should all of you, from time to time. YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[General Lee]

I that me posting? Wow, I shoudl be getting laid about now...brb.

[CaptNKILL]

I'll be the one CHEWING his meat

That's not something you want to say when talking about men trying to rape you...

[DiscipleDOC]

Wow. Please tell me that mythy hijacked your account....

[jcrox]

I that me posting? Wow, I shoudl be getting laid about now...brb.

Did she BAHHAHAHAHAH a lot again?

[General Lee]

Wow. Please tell me that mythy hijacked your account....

Nope...Natural Ice got a'hold of it. I think I was under the impression that I was Teh Bigman. I was going to try to recollect some sort of details, but I'd rather not. I'd rather forget that night.

Did she BAHHAHAHAHAH a lot again?

No, she made me do all the work, as usual. Then she laughed. In fact, I think I saw the letters LOL come out of her mouth. There was a WTF hanging over her head. Beer is a helluva drug.