Ultimate Frisbee - gayest sport of all time

[Zelda_fan]

So I got done playing some streetball the other day. As usual I'm the only white guy on the court. Adjacent to the court there is a soccor field, and I see all these white people playing ultimate Frisbee. So I walk along the sidelines and some fag screams out "NICE CUT! BABY NICE CUT!"

I almost laughed in his face. You're playing ultimate frisbee. Women play with you. I have about as much respect for that "sport" as I do the WNBA (read: none). If you're a man, then play a man's sport.

[Mr. Hunt]

So I got done playing some streetball the other day. As usual I'm the only white guy on the court. Adjacent to the court there is a soccor field, and I see all these white people playing ultimate Frisbee. So I walk along the sidelines and some fag screams out "NICE CUT! BABY NICE CUT!"

I almost laughed in his face. You're playing ultimate frisbee. Women play with you. I have about as much respect for that "sport" as I do the WNBA (read: none). If you're a man, then play a man's sport.

I read the topic title and I was right there with you. Then I read that you got done playing some streetball and I changed my mind to a different "sport"...

[zoomy942]

depends on who you play with. i played it some in the AF with teams of guys only (no wimpy girls) and it was intense. people pushing each other down, people jumpiong higher than they think they could.

that being said

i have played street ball all my life (usually the only white guy, just like you) and yeah - if you can hang with those boys on the court - you = man

[Drolfrawd]

Dumb it down for a British guy, what is Ultimate Frisbee, i used to play with a frisbee when i was a kid. So what is the ultimate part?

[bob saget]

So I got done playing some streetball the other day. As usual I'm the only white guy on the court. Adjacent to the court there is a soccor field, and I see all these white people playing ultimate Frisbee. So I walk along the sidelines and some fag screams out "NICE CUT! BABY NICE CUT!"

I almost laughed in his face. You're playing ultimate frisbee. Women play with you. I have about as much respect for that "sport" as I do the WNBA (read: none). If you're a man, then play a man's sport.

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:headexplode:

[bob saget]

Dumb it down for a British guy, what is Ultimate Frisbee, i used to play with a frisbee when i was a kid. So what is the ultimate part?

its like frisbee, but with teams. I forgot the rules, played it last time like 6 years ago.

[bob saget]

So I got done playing some streetball the other day. As usual I'm the only white guy on the court. Adjacent to the court there is a soccor field, and I see all these white people playing ultimate Frisbee. So I walk along the sidelines and some fag screams out "NICE CUT! BABY NICE CUT!"

I almost laughed in his face. You're playing ultimate frisbee. Women play with you. I have about as much respect for that "sport" as I do the WNBA (read: none). If you're a man, then play a man's sport.

yea......keep going. Your opinion is so much more interesting when you are biased against homos and women.
Let me ask you something, based on who is playing the sport, you are going to decide if you are going to try it?

So...."streetball" = shirtless black guys = appealing to you

"ultimate frisbee" = women and clothed white guys = turns you off.

[Butter Bandit]

yea......keep going. Your opinion is so much more interesting when you are biased against homos and women.
Let me ask you something, based on who is playing the sport, you are going to decide if you are going to try it?

So...."streetball" = shirtless black guys = appealing to you

"ultimate frisbee" = women and clothed white guys = turns you off.

C'mon bob, you can't seriously be defending Ultimate Frisbee as a sport :p

When I was on campus, ultimate frisbee was played by fat freshmen boys, girls, and golden retrievers.

[DiscipleDOC]

C'mon bob, you can't seriously be defending Ultimate Frisbee as a sport :p

When I was on campus, ultimate frisbee was played by fat freshmen boys, girls, and golden retrievers.

:rofl

[Drolfrawd]

@bob

[bob saget]

C'mon bob, you can't seriously be defending Ultimate Frisbee as a sport :p

When I was on campus, ultimate frisbee was played by fat freshmen boys, girls, and golden retrievers.

i am not defending it as a sport, i am saying judging a sport simply from a glance at who is playing is f*cking retarded.

DURRRRRR
I hate golf because the people who play are old, white, and dress like "fags".
You should try a sport before you judge it.

[Zelda_fan]

C'mon bob, you can't seriously be defending Ultimate Frisbee as a sport :p

When I was on campus, ultimate frisbee was played by fat freshmen boys, girls, and golden retrievers.

rofl

something tells me "bob" falls under one of those categories. I strongly think it's the second one since it sounds like he's had his balls surgically removed.

[Zelda_fan]

So...."streetball" = shirtless black guys = appealing to you

"ultimate frisbee" = women and clothed white guys = turns you off.

rofl

The "guys" who play ultimate frisbee to meet chicks usually end up becoming real good "friends" with them lol.

After they're done eating lunch with you and telling you about how "cool" that game of ultimate frisbee was, they go home to get ****ed by a top 1% stud like myself.

[bob saget]

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[Retrolock]

I don't know if you're being serious with this top 1% thing but you're starting to sound like Bigman.. Only gayer.

[Capt. Picard]

You softies haven't played rugby yet.

What you call American football is about safe as driving your grandma to church on a Sunday morning, with that full-body kevlar armour you wear in a game.

[Zelda_fan]

I don't know if you're being serious with this top 1% thing but you're starting to sound like Bigman.. Only gayer.

it's a running joke.

Here's another one. Go **** yourself.

[DiscipleDOC]

You softies haven't played rugby yet.

What you call American football is about safe as driving your grandma to church on a Sunday morning, with that full-body kevlar armour you wear in a game.

Regardless, I like looking good, instead of having teeth missing from playing football. That "armour" you speak of will allow me to keep my teeth in my mouth instead of on the field. I also like not getting my neck broken because of me having the proper gear on. ;)

[Retrolock]

it's a running joke.

Here's another one. Go **** yourself.

:captnkill: Yeah well you couldn't be a top 1% stud if you're gay :p

just sayin

[Q]

:captnkill: Yeah well you couldn't be a top 1% stud if you're gay :p

just sayin

I thought you had to be gay to be a top 1% "stud".

[General Lee]

I thought you had to be gay to be a top 1% "stud".

:lol2: Anyways, round here, we don't play no frisbee. We like to play a game called "Squash". The great thing about it...it's cheap. All you need is two guys, and four fists. Maybe that's why Southerners are known for missing teeth...hmm.

It's even better when you get the competitors drunk...they don't even have to be coerced into a game of Squash, they'll set it up out of a matter of fate. :D

[Capt. Picard]

Regardless, I like looking good, instead of having teeth missing from playing football. That "armour" you speak of will allow me to keep my teeth in my mouth instead of on the field. I also like not getting my neck broken because of me having the proper gear on. ;)

Rugby players also wear mouth guards and as for a neck being broken ... having a helmet on and that shoulder pads isn't going to help much if you're being driven head first into the ground.

But for everything else, rugby requires you to be much tougher.

[ViN86]

So I got done playing some streetball the other day. As usual I'm the only white guy on the court. Adjacent to the court there is a soccor field, and I see all these white people playing ultimate Frisbee. So I walk along the sidelines and some fag screams out "NICE CUT! BABY NICE CUT!"

I almost laughed in his face. You're playing ultimate frisbee. Women play with you. I have about as much respect for that "sport" as I do the WNBA (read: none). If you're a man, then play a man's sport.

:rofl

I played Ultimate Frisbee once in college... Yea, not for me.

[General Lee]

Rugby players also wear mouth guards and as for a neck being broken ... having a helmet on and that shoulder pads isn't going to help much if you're being driven head first into the ground.

But for everything else, rugby requires you to be much tougher.

In America, our guys wear neck braces...at least the blockers do. Sometimes I feel sorry for the Quarterbacks...I've seen some get smashed like a pinata.