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General Lee
06-06-09, 04:34 PM
*Raises hand* I'm here...just got back from another fishing trip with my dad. This time my brother was with us for a day, never get to see him much. We caught a few mess of fish, but I lost several big ones because of bad lines breaking. I also lost a worm and a hook when I cast my line out for the first time yesterday...the damned line broke and the lure went sailing away, lol. I just stood there with this total WTF look on my face.

Then my dad lost one when the fish jumped, and the lure (which had six hooks) came flying at my head. It snagged my hat off my head, almost hooking me as well. Drank two cases of beer, ate four pounds of burger meat. I'm still swaying, but I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or just from being on a heavily-rocking boat.
Qbert
06-08-09, 08:39 PM
Qbert: Hear! (crazy)
jcrox
06-08-09, 08:40 PM
not here
giggles101
06-08-09, 09:52 PM
Present.
DiscipleDOC
06-08-09, 10:03 PM
Present.

:luv:
Bman212121
06-08-09, 10:07 PM
:luv:

:bash:

Stay focused.








































:p
General Lee
06-09-09, 03:14 AM
Y'all make me feel...left out. I could never be as gay as y'all. I was tempted to learn, but the only reason I went to college was to get laid while wasting my educated mind. Besides, college girls have good-smellin' underwear...y'all's just reek of streak marks and DiscipleFAP. I'm not discriminatin', cause that would be bad. I'm crying, because I've been staring at porn for about 3 hours, and my eyes must self-lubricate...that, and I saw crainger shaking that horrid wiggly penor at my monitor. :barf:
Retrolock
06-09-09, 04:54 AM
I saw this thread

I came...

Then I ran out of tissues.
Revs
06-09-09, 05:41 AM
Fap
Qbert
06-09-09, 02:19 PM
Fap

No, you are doing it wrong:

Revs: Fapping!

Memo, did you read it? ;)
General Lee
06-09-09, 02:20 PM
General Lee...HERE! Posting from the floor, sir! Working on my second six-pack, GIT 'ER DONE!!!
TheOneAndOnly
06-09-09, 07:59 PM
Gifted.
Bearclaw
06-10-09, 01:49 AM
Bearclaw: Here. Sorry I'm late. I just got back from a bridge party.
TheOneAndOnly
06-10-09, 09:25 AM
How high was the bridge?
General Lee
06-10-09, 09:59 AM
Three guys are standing on a bridge, taking a leak. One says "This river is cold". The second says "This river is wide". The third...
























































...zips up his pants, pushes the other two over the side, and says "Don't worry, this river is deep".

:D
TheOneAndOnly
06-10-09, 10:07 AM
Three guys are standing on a bridge, taking a leak. One says "This river is cold". The second says "This river is wide". The third...



...zips up his pants, pushes the other two over the side, and says "Don't worry, this river is deep".

:D

That's probably what my ex-wifes last three boyfriends said when they went muff-diving.

Famous last words :D
General Lee
06-10-09, 10:08 AM
:lol2: Compensating much?
TheOneAndOnly
06-10-09, 10:11 AM
Nope. She had to compensate after I rode her a couple of times... :bleh:
General Lee
06-10-09, 10:39 AM
Nope. She had to compensate after I rode her a couple of times... :bleh:

Damn, you must suck at sex, no matter how big it is. You were married, but couldn't convince her to do the nasty more than a couple of times? Perhaps I should award you the JaggerFAIL™ Award...

:D
TheOneAndOnly
06-10-09, 10:50 AM
Damn, you must suck at sex, no matter how big it is. You were married, but couldn't convince her to do the nasty more than a couple of times? Perhaps I should award you the JaggerFAIL™ Award...

:D

:bleh:

:wtf:

Ok...I can see that came out wrong...

:mad:
Revs
06-10-09, 10:52 AM
No, you are doing it wrong:

Revs: Fapping!

Memo, did you read it? ;)

I wasn't giving you a Revs status report, smart ass. I was mearly increasing my postcount :rolleyes:

:D

Revs: Slacking off work!

^ That's a status report.


arf arf
General Lee
06-10-09, 11:37 AM
:bleh:

:wtf:

Ok...I can see that came out wrong...

:mad:

Hey, you're the one that said it. I can't help you set yourself up like the Bigman in the NVN Members Found thread. :rofl
TheOneAndOnly
06-10-09, 12:00 PM
Hey, you're the one that said it. I can't help you set yourself up like the Bigman in the NVN Members Found thread. :rofl

Where was this? I have to see that :D
General Lee
06-10-09, 12:03 PM
Where was this? I have to see that :D

Check out this wonderful thread...I think the Bigman get served on page 2.

http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=134237
TheOneAndOnly
06-10-09, 12:07 PM
Check out this wonderful thread...I think the Bigman get served on page 2.

http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=134237

:rofl :rofl