Qbert out!

[Qbert]

Well, starting later today until next Tuesday, don't get your hopes up!

I'm going to a wedding in Chicago sans communicato (mostly).

So....here is your playground while I am gone. Have fun but mind the thread somewhat, I'll be most curious to see what you can cook up/post, etc while I am gone.

Boobs, women (hawt), teh funneh, all welcome....someone just keep an eye on bob and the General for me please.

Lub,
Qbert
:wonder:

Make me proud boys. Begin....

[DiscipleDOC]

Is he gone?
(nana2)(nana2)(nana2)
(nana2)(nana2)(nana2)
(nana2)(nana2)(nana2)
(nana2)(nana2)(nana2)
(nana2)(nana2)(nana2)

[methimpikehoses]

He will be back. And in greater numbers. :bleh:

[Qbert]

The replication process has completed...

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I'M BAAAAAA-AAAAACK!

You are all mofos.

:D

[Q]

How was Bigman?

[DiscipleDOC]

How was Bigman?

You should be asking Bearflaw that...

[General Lee]

I'm still alive. Where's my damn bridesmaid? I would have expected at least some panties as a souvenir. ;)

[Qbert]

How was Bigman?

Bigman was not as big a man as I thought he would be. He did not complete me.

I'm still alive. Where's my damn bridesmaid? I would have expected at least some panties as a souvenir. ;)

I promise to send you some bridesmaid "O' de Twat" as soon as it is dry. :naughty:

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So...what did I miss? Any good bob or LaZeR stories? Replies must be swiff!

[LaZeR]

I'm going to a wedding in Chicago sans communicato (mostly)

BREAKING NEWS: LIVE FOOTAGE!

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[General Lee]

:lol2: @ mosh pit!

[Qbert]

:lol2: @ soon to be eunuch

[General Lee]

:lol2: @ soon to be eunuch

I'm trying to reattach it using crazy glue, chewing gum, duct tape, and staples. Here's hoping...

[Qbert]

I'm trying to reattach it using crazy glue, chewing gum, duct tape, and staples. Here's hoping...

You should also try rubber bands and a pulley system.

(nana2)

[General Lee]

Pulling on it is what broke the damn thing to begin with. What more do you want?!?! :bugeyes:

[Qbert]

Pulling on it is what broke the damn thing to begin with. What more do you want?!?! :bugeyes:

Are 21 naked virgins slathered in whip cream and semi-sweet chocolate too much to ask for?

[methimpikehoses]

Qbert in!!!

QBERT IN. :cry:

[General Lee]

Are 21 naked virgins slathered in whip cream and semi-sweet chocolate too much to ask for?

You ever been with a virgin? It ain't that great. That's why I feel sorry for any Islamic terrorist would ends up with 72 of 'em for eternity. As if being surrounded by 72 women for eternity wasn't bad enough, they think they want virgins. Screw that, give me 72 whores that I can tell GTFO, and we'll be talking. :lol:

[Qbert]

Qbert in!!!

QBERT IN. :cry:

TWSS :naughty:

Reminds me of this little ditty...

I offered my honor
She honored my offer
And all night long
I was on her
And off her
:D

[General Lee]

It puts the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it's told. It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again...yes it will precious, it will get the hose! :lol:

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