I found something

[methimpikehoses]

There's more than one way to pepisectomize a Canuck.

[bob saget]

It starts with a lawnmower, a deck of cards, and a footlong turkey bacon on wheat bread.

[methimpikehoses]

And it ends with tears, diarrhea, and lots of blood.

[bob saget]

heh

[Noriega]

summer baby lover

Let's spend this night together
I just want to be your lover
summer is one and our hearts are two
when I look in the sun I think bout you
fine baby that looks like from my dreams
I'll show you on dance floor what love means

of course this need disco beat