I'd Really Like To Log On

[Q]

To your internet.

[Bearclaw]

Log on to my swimsuit interwebbing.

[Q]

Log on to my swimsuit interwebbing.

That's what Lenny did when they went down to the quarry.

[Bearclaw]

Before they found the body.

[Q]

Indeed. A hero's body.

[six_storm]

Can you download a copy of the Interwebz plz? kthxbi

[methimpikehoses]

That's not a body, it's actually a drilldo.

[General Lee]

Don't mention the Drilldo. That will just get me in the mood to log off. :naughty:

[methimpikehoses]

I had to log off twice after my morning coffee. :bleh:

[Q]

Logon Log on
Logoff Log off

LOGS

[Qbert]

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"



....come on boys, bob has your log right ova hear.

[General Lee]

DAMN YOU QBERT! I WANTED TO POST THE GREAT LOG SONG!

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And who could forget this awesome song!

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I also have to post this cool Diabolical Ren music video!

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[Qbert]

:lol2:

Tell you what, I'll do the text, you do the video k?

/prophetic Qbert

[Q]

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"



....come on boys, bob has your log right ova hear.

Obliviously i are fan of song.

[General Lee]

In that case, text me some damn porno, I'll post the videos. We'll get Mike's approval after he's got some from his woman. :D

[Revs]

Obliviously i are fan

Do you suck or blow?

[Q]

Do you suck or blow?

I CHOP CHOP CHOP

Slap chop.

[Revs]

Ah!

EDIT: Ha!

EDIT2: Ah Ha!

[Qbert]

I CHOP CHOP CHOP

Slap chop.

"You're gonna love my nutz!" - Vince

[Revs]

Smell that?

[LaZeR]

My girl and I are in Love. (nana2)

[Qbert]

Smell that?

Napalm in the morning wood?

[Revs]

My girl and I are in Love. (nana2)

It's not the time or the place for that kind of talk, LaZoRz. Anyway, Meth isn't a girl, no matter what he tells you.

[Revs]

Napalm in the morning wood?

Does that smell a little like cheese?

[Qbert]

Does that smell a little like cheese?

....with high velocity and friction...yes.