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Qbert
10-28-09, 06:00 PM
Legal Drugz FTW!

I may post back later from lalaland....if I can find my keyborg that is.

Make sure meth behaves.

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General Lee
10-28-09, 06:17 PM
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Noriega
10-28-09, 06:23 PM
O F thath's awesome!

General Lee
10-28-09, 07:33 PM
Chad Vader applies for college...

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Qbert
10-28-09, 10:16 PM
HAI

I'm baaack. My lower lip feels huge and like a ton of bricks.
The Pepis I just had tasted like soda water.
Injections sucked but the nitrous was great.

Moral of the story: Boys...be good to your teef!

Thanks for the Chad Vader Gen!

Q
10-28-09, 10:44 PM
Drugs are for losers.

Hugs are for boozers.

Pugs are for choosers.

Rugs are for bruisers.

methimpikehoses
10-28-09, 11:53 PM
I prefer faith-healing dentistry.

General Lee
10-29-09, 12:01 AM
HAI

I'm baaack. My lower lip feels huge and like a ton of bricks.
The Pepis I just had tasted like soda water.
Injections sucked but the nitrous was great.

Moral of the story: Boys...be good to your teef!

Thanks for the Chad Vader Gen!

Your welcome. You shoulda done what I did while I was at the dentist for 2 hours once. They let me have nitrous the whole time, and spent about half the time in another room. When they left, I was always plugging the nose-piece's exhaust with my thumb, so I would get shots of pure nitrous without air being mixed in.

I don't even care about the injections...last time they gave them to me before the nitrous had time to take effect. It's not a big deal. I tend to like a little pain...except for that ****ing drill. I hate that thing when they are drilling a tooth that can't be numbed. One time I felt everything, and after it was over, I realized my fingers had clenched the chair so hard, I had punctured the covering in eight different places, four on each side. THAT SUCKED!

Qbert
10-29-09, 12:27 PM
Your welcome. You shoulda done what I did while I was at the dentist for 2 hours once. They let me have nitrous the whole time, and spent about half the time in another room. When they left, I was always plugging the nose-piece's exhaust with my thumb, so I would get shots of pure nitrous without air being mixed in.

I don't even care about the injections...last time they gave them to me before the nitrous had time to take effect. It's not a big deal. I tend to like a little pain...except for that ****ing drill. I hate that thing when they are drilling a tooth that can't be numbed. One time I felt everything, and after it was over, I realized my fingers had clenched the chair so hard, I had punctured the covering in eight different places, four on each side. THAT SUCKED!

:beer:

Yeah, the drill suxors...it's mostly the noise and burning toof smell that gets me.

I'll have to try that nitrous trick next time Gen. You are a wealth of knowledge my friend! :thumbsup:

General Lee
10-29-09, 01:19 PM
:beer:

Yeah, the drill suxors...it's mostly the noise and burning toof smell that gets me.

I'll have to try that nitrous trick next time Gen. You are a wealth of knowledge my friend! :thumbsup:

You're quite welcome, sir. Just be sure not to smile while taking nitrous before they inject the novacaine. They watch for you to smile, and that's their cue to ram the needle home. My dentist always charges a flat fee of $28 for nitrous, no matter how much I use or for how long. I tend to wait for them to leave the room, then I crank that bastard up all the way.

BTW, you can get sick from too much nitrous...but I'm used to it these days. I just crank it up, plug the exhaust, and go to town on it. By the time they take it away, I'm already half-sober due to tolerance. It's a good thing. :D

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