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Meeting last month at a sweltering U.S. base outside Doha, Qatar, with his top Iraq commanders, President Bush skipped quickly past the niceties and went straight to his chief political obsession: Where are the weapons of mass destruction? Turning to his Baghdad proconsul, Paul Bremer, Bush asked, "Are you in charge of finding WMD?" Bremer said no, he was not. Bush then put the same question to his military commander, General Tommy Franks. But Franks said it wasn't his job either. A little exasperated, Bush asked, So who is in charge of finding WMD? After aides conferred for a moment, someone volunteered the name of Stephen Cambone, a little-known deputy to Donald Rumsfeld, back in Washington. Pause. "Who?" Bush asked
just found that to be hilarious :rofl
full article here (http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1101030707-461781,00.html?CNN=yes)
Dark Jedi
06-29-03, 09:28 AM
I like Bush... he's unintentionally funny. :D
Originally posted by Dark Jedi
I like Bush... he's unintentionally funny. :D
I dun like him.. but he is funny :D
Dark Jedi
06-29-03, 09:48 AM
He really cracks me up... as does this.
http://members.aol.com:/allanjscollick/pics/bush.jpg
:D
digitalwanderer
06-29-03, 10:10 AM
So the reason we haven't found any yet is because we don't have anyone looking for them!
Makes sense to me! ;)
I don't understand why this is funny. I don't understand why this make Bush look like a dope.
digitalwanderer
06-29-03, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by UDawg71
I don't understand why this is funny. I don't understand why this make Bush look like a dope.
Because he's been going on and on about how hard we're looking for WMD over there....yet he has no clue as to who is in charge of the looking.
I don't see how that can put him in anything BUT a comical light, in a totally clueless and moronic type of presidential monkey-boy kind of way! :lol:
LORD-eX-Bu
06-29-03, 11:42 AM
sure we know who is in charge of looking for them. 75th Expoitation Task Force, Task Force 11 and possibly Task Force 20(primary mission is to take out former regime leaders).
The USMC is devoting a large number of personnel to search for evidence of WMD development or programs. They have a sizeable group of experts in the field right now too, how do I know this? Some just left my base, I am the one who moves these guys out;)
Originally posted by [eNv]-LORD-eX-Bu
sure we know who is in charge of looking for them. 75th Expoitation Task Force, Task Force 11 and possibly Task Force 20(primary mission is to take out former regime leaders).
The USMC is devoting a large number of personnel to search for evidence of WMD development or programs. They have a sizeable group of experts in the field right now too, how do I know this? Some just left my base, I am the one who moves these guys out;)
ah... NOW we know whatcha do lol...
all this time I was thinking you were like a physical instructor or something lol...
vampireuk
06-29-03, 11:52 AM
Nah he just cleans up after them;)
He has a pink apron and a feather duster too:p
LORD-eX-Bu
06-29-03, 11:55 AM
LMAO, thats hot pink apron to you:mad:
:p
Originally posted by vampireuk
Nah he just cleans up after them;)
He has a pink apron and a feather duster too:p
:rofl
I had just received this in my email this morning.. ok... so it ain't pink... but the apron/duster thing cracked me up.. so I had to share :D
http://www.francoamericannovelty.com/Images/Accessories/kits/jpeg/2954.jpg
LORD-eX-Bu
06-29-03, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Sazar
ah... NOW we know whatcha do lol...
all this time I was thinking you were like a physical instructor or something lol...
LOL, no, when I am at the gym thats me time, nobody else better get in my way:D
digitalwanderer
06-29-03, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by [eNv]-LORD-eX-Bu
sure we know who is in charge of looking for them. 75th Expoitation Task Force, Task Force 11 and possibly Task Force 20(primary mission is to take out former regime leaders).
The USMC is devoting a large number of personnel to search for evidence of WMD development or programs. They have a sizeable group of experts in the field right now too, how do I know this? Some just left my base, I am the one who moves these guys out;)
Well apparently your Commander-in-Chief doesn't have a clue who you folks are and what you are doing, at least that is what I got from that article. ;)
(All me respects, props, and thanks for protecting me freedom and such; I gotta lot of respect for people in the service regardless of me feelings on policy. :) )
LORD-eX-Bu
06-29-03, 12:20 PM
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=150029
ok ok, so it looks like wh0re, but it is really a maid:p
don't let the apron fool ya, I can still kick your ass and dust it off too:rofl
Originally posted by [eNv]-LORD-eX-Bu
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=150029
ok ok, so it looks like *****, but it is really a maid:p
don't let the apron fool ya, I can still kick your ass:rofl
:eek:
YOU ARE ONE SCARY MOFO....
/me decides that bu is a WMD and implores bush to send bu into combat v/s the enemy
we would have a 100% surrender rate...
LORD-eX-Bu
06-29-03, 12:22 PM
nah man, thats what our boys were fighting for:p
kept em' movin' forward, runnin' away:rofl
vampireuk
06-29-03, 12:22 PM
:rofl :rofl
omfg thats too funny:D
you know what... after a few drinks... and perhaps a little makeup.. you might actually look kinda hot in that outfit... :D
LORD-eX-Bu
06-29-03, 12:30 PM
OMG LOL! Get away before I bust a cap:rw:
I can't beleive you just said that:rofl
Originally posted by [eNv]-LORD-eX-Bu
OMG LOL! Get away before I bust a cap:rw:
I can't beleive you just said that:rofl
well ffs... you posted a body in a skirt... I'm only human after all :D
LORD-eX-Bu
06-29-03, 12:40 PM
LOL sazar!!!
I hope vamp didn't think I'd let him go just like that...
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=150038
:rofl
vampireuk
06-29-03, 01:04 PM
I look so pretty!!:D
Dark Jedi
06-29-03, 01:10 PM
What a nice pink apron... :D
Originally posted by digitalwanderer
Because he's been going on and on about how hard we're looking for WMD over there....yet he has no clue as to who is in charge of the looking.
I don't see how that can put him in anything BUT a comical light, in a totally clueless and moronic type of presidential monkey-boy kind of way! :lol:
His subordanates should be in charge of this. You do not see owners of a company knowing the names of the people on the assembly line. You guys just don't like Bush and that is fine but to expect him to know every thing about what goes on below him is silly. Especially the size of the military and federal government. You guys are just trying to hit Bush from any angle but keep it up. I only marginalizes you. :D
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