Dreams...

[TheANIMAL]

This morning i had a sort of dream/nightmare that i was the employee of a wierd supermarket and i was getting upset because soemone i didn't like was working in an adjacent supermarket that was getting more customers than the one i was working at.

Then i woke up and went back to sleep.

The dream changed to someone i know called Lisa reminding me that i had forgot that i had eggs fying in my kitchen. Then i sort of woke up after that.

[Drolfrawd]

Well you could go on boring us with your dream drivel , or you could spark another and fall back to sleep.

/thread

[TheANIMAL]

Well you could go on boring us with your dream drivel , or you could spark another and fall back to sleep.


Ill do both thanks. Now please kindly.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/rmantoni33/250o7r4.gif

:p

[Qbert]

I dream of genie with the long brown hair...:naughty:

[General Lee]

I've had some weird dreams in my life, but here lately, they're seeming more and more real. Like I've posted in other threads, I tend to dream about killing zombies...I blame L4D2.

I'll wake up and bolt upright in bed, arm in a locked postition, waving it around with my hand for a gun, aiming at phantoms. Boy am I glad I stopped sleeping with firearms and blades close by. One hole in the wall is bad enough. (omg)

[Qbert]

I dreamed that I was going to be incarcerated for 276 days last night.

What for and why 276....I have no idea.

But it was a nice prison with female guards and we got to go out for dinner on Fridays! :thumbsup:

[Butter Bandit]

I had a dream the other night where I was back in high school for some reason. And I was out in the hallway talking to a buddy about scoring a bottle of hydrocodone syrup, and the principal overheard me and followed me into my next class, and said "I heard what you were talking about earlier, and I think I'm going to schedule you for a drug test this afternoon."

I started to get really worried, and then it occurred to me that I had graduated from both high school AND college already...so I said "wait a second, you can't make me do anything, I already graduated."

The principal then said "then what are you doing here?"

I thought about it for a moment, and then a girl standing behind me says "I know why he's here."

I look back at her, and she is SMOKING hot. She winks at me in a seductive fashion, takes a few steps forward, and leans her head on my shoulder while grabbing my hand.

Then I said "Hell yeah. THAT'S why I'm here."

I then woke up....that dream was kinda creepy.

[DiscipleDOC]

I had a dream the other night where I was back in high school for some reason. And I was out in the hallway talking to a buddy about scoring a bottle of hydrocodone syrup, and the principal overheard me and followed me into my next class, and said "I heard what you were talking about earlier, and I think I'm going to schedule you for a drug test this afternoon."

I started to get really worried, and then it occurred to me that I had graduated from both high school AND college already...so I said "wait a second, you can't make me do anything, I already graduated."

The principal then said "then what are you doing here?"

I thought about it for a moment, and then a girl standing behind me says "I know why he's here."

I look back at her, and she is SMOKING hot. She winks at me in a seductive fashion, takes a few steps forward, and leans her head on my shoulder while grabbing my hand.

Then I said "Hell yeah. THAT'S why I'm here."

I then woke up....that dream was kinda creepy.

Your dream part two:
You then find yourself behind bars for messing around with a 15 year old. The guards are all big Warren Sapp looking, and they want you to take a shower [alone] with them. You think that you woke up, but then you found yourself in the warden's office drugged and strapped to the thing that resembles a table. You come to your senses and realize that the warden has had "his way" with you with his version of a "billy club".

LOL....I haven't had a real bad dream in years. ;)

[Phyre]

I hate the ones where I realize I've overslept for a college exam. I wake up immediately thinking I have to haul butt to class. Then, I realize that I graduated from college over 10 years ago. :(

[DiscipleDOC]

I hate the ones where I realize I've overslept for a college exam. I wake up immediately thinking I have to haul butt to class. Then, I realize that I graduated from college over 10 years ago. :(

When I got out of basic training, I used to wake up in a hurry and stand by my bed at attention. I did that for several months after wards. My son's mom thought I was crazy. She wanted me to go and get counseling. She found out later that it was natural for me to do that because of all the stress that the military put on recruits.

[grey_1]

When I got out of basic training, I used to wake up in a hurry and stand by my bed at attention. I did that for several months after wards. My son's mom thought I was crazy. She wanted me to go and get counseling. She found out later that it was natural for me to do that because of all the stress that the military put on recruits.

We're supposed to stop that after we're out?!?

:wtf:

[DiscipleDOC]

We're supposed to stop that after we're out?!?

:wtf:

:rofl
Apparently so....I would get frustrated sometimes when I did that at 4 in the morning...:o

[methimpikehoses]

I was standing at attention at 4am this morning.

...

[Qbert]

I hate the ones where I realize I've overslept for a college exam. I wake up immediately thinking I have to haul butt to class. Then, I realize that I graduated from college over 10 years ago. :(

LOL, you get those too? I hate those and the slow running ones where you can never run fast enough to get away from X monster or X disaster, etc. :D

[TheANIMAL]

When I got out of basic training, I used to wake up in a hurry and stand by my bed at attention. I did that for several months after wards. My son's mom thought I was crazy. She wanted me to go and get counseling. She found out later that it was natural for me to do that because of all the stress that the military put on recruits.

:lol: That is pretty funny, of all the things you can be traumatised into doing that is at least a harmless and funny one, even if its a bit annoying for you. :D

[DiscipleDOC]

I was standing at attention at 4am this morning.

...

I bet it brought a smile to your boyfriend (Melfranks) face. How's that 'civil union' thing going?

[Drolfrawd]

I dream of this thread being killed by x monster doc.

[bob saget]

This morning i had a sort of dream/nightmare that i was the employee of a wierd supermarket and i was getting upset because soemone i didn't like was working in an adjacent supermarket that was getting more customers than the one i was working at.


:rofl obsessive compulsive? :lol:

seriously, I dream some f*cked up sh*t sometimes.

[bob saget]

I was standing at attention at 4am this morning.

...

:rofl :rofl :rofl

[General Lee]

When I got out of basic training, I used to wake up in a hurry and stand by my bed at attention. I did that for several months after wards. My son's mom thought I was crazy. She wanted me to go and get counseling. She found out later that it was natural for me to do that because of all the stress that the military put on recruits.

Yeah, I could totally see myself doing that. :lol:

[Drolfrawd]

Yeah, I could totally see myself doing you. :lol:
In the spirit of the thread ....Dreams.
fixed

:wonder:

[General Lee]

No offense, but DOC ain't my type. His woman, on the other hand... ;)

Wish I could be there next month for the after-party, but the last thing you need is a drunk redneck you've never met showing up and trying to seduce someone's mother. :rofl

[Drolfrawd]

No offense, but DOC ain't my type. His woman, on the other hand... ;)

Wish I could be there next month for the after-party, but the last thing you need is a drunk redneck you've never met showing up and trying to seduce someone's mother. :rofl

:D ;)

[TheANIMAL]

Every thread you're in General Lee ends up turning gay.

[Drolfrawd]

Every thread you're in General Lee ends up turning gay.

:wonder: