Pulling your crank prevents prostate cancer

[Kruno]

http://au.news.yahoo.com/030716/2/kvm0.html

[ragejg]

Kewl. I'll NEVER get cancer there then. haha, I knew there was some benifits...:angel2:

[vampireuk]

No wonder my immune system is so strong:D

[Hanners]

The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

Well, there's something to aim for.*


* Pun intended

[Edge]

Oh god, the jokes that will come of this. Let me try to think of some...

"hey baby, wanna help me fight prostate cancer?"
"No honey, I wasn't masterbating because I don't find you attractive, I just wanted to stay heathy!"
"ejaculating 5 times a week makes you 1/3rd less likely to get prostate cancer? Then I have a 0% chance to get it!"

[jAkUp]

only 5 times?? damn ive like tripled that:D

[PsychoSy]

What's with that C-Bomb in the subject line, ffs? :eek:

Kiler, you know better than that! If you're gonna use the "rooster" simile in reference to the male genitals, use "crank" instead. :p

As for the article, I don't necessarily agree with it as there's other ways in that region to get cancer. Testicular tortion is one of them. It's where one testicle is higher in the scrotum than the other possibly due to the tube connected to the higher testicle is either wrapped around it or kinked up somehow. Can be painful and, if not treated with surgery, can lead to testicular cancer.

And you know what happens then?
Yep, you'll end up like Hitler down there - one nugget! :eek:

Lot of people don't know that Hitler had one ball. :)

What do you say about a guy that has only one testy - would he have 2 strikes against him? :p :D

[UDawg]

Did you know a lot of people don't care that he had one ball? Thanks now I have useless info in my head about a masser murderer. :confused:

[PsychoSy]

No, I'm just saying, y'know. Just tossing it out there. Hey, lookit the bright side! From now on, when you're in a circle of conversation among friends and, if Hitler comes up and someone says, "Hitler?!? Jeez, he had a lot of balls", you can correct them! :D :p

As long as they don't ask you for the source material, you're ok! :rofl

[UDawg]

Originally posted by PsychoSy
No, I'm just saying, y'know. Just tossing it out there. Hey, lookit the bright side! From now on, when you're in a circle of conversation among friends and, if Hitler comes up and someone says, "Hitler?!? Jeez, he had a lot of balls", you can correct them! :D :p

As long as they don't ask you for the source material, you're ok! :rofl

I'll just say Jason told me :D