Urgh poor australia

[vampireuk]

linky linky (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6760977%255E421,00.html)
:retard:

Hmm the Aussies voted to keep the queen as their soverign, back off yanks!!:p :D Seriously though what a moronic idea, I can't see any Australian voting in favour of this. I know that Britain would kindly tell America where to go;)

[2fast4u]

hrm ... this seems _very_ unlikely to me. i should get macca and fuel from emutalk to look at this thread and state their opinion about becoming american citizens :p

as you stated, what a moronic idea...

[de><ta]

LOL, Australia a US state. It's as large as the US itself.

I dont know if i want yanks or pom's running Australia. Australia should become a bit more independent, unfortuneately most aussies are freaking lazy as hell bums.

Either way, i am getting a freakin dual US-AUS citizenship, should help out in the long run.

[The Baron]

Dude, that'd be pretty cool.

As long as the chicks still had the accents. :D

[saturnotaku]

* Access to the world's best higher education system.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:lol2:

[2fast4u]

Originally posted by saturnotaku
[b]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:lol2:

afaik some scandinavian country has the best public education system .. finland or something.

[UDawg]

I don't have a problem with it. I like Aussies, especially the women. ;) Just as long as you don't go making any more of those stupid Dundee movies.

[Sazar]

Originally posted by UDawg
I don't have a problem with it. I like Aussies, especially the women. ;) Just as long as you don't go making any more of those stupid Dundee movies.

Oy... I liked the first one :D

Mick Dundee == da bomb... :D

better than daredevil anyday... the first movie..

[UDawg]

Originally posted by Sazar
Oy... I liked the first one :D

Mick Dundee == da bomb... :D

better than daredevil anyday... the first movie..

First one was ok but just ok. The I didn't even make it half way through the comercials before getting up to go take a leak.

[UDawg]

Originally posted by saturnotaku
[b]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:lol2:

Did you read what it said. It said "Access to the world's best higher education system."

This means universities. The US does have the best universities in the world. It is our primary and high school system that sux, not higher education. So it seems you laughter is unfounded now. ;)

[jnd3]

Hah! Unlikely. Sure that's not from a satire news site? ;) Besides, if statehood was all that great, Puerto Rico would already be 51.

I think this should awaken a little more pity for the Aussies, though.
Free us or face bomb attacks: gang-rapist accused of letter threat from jail (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/16/1058035079039.html)

The letter is unsigned. It demands in the name of "Allah the most gracious, the most merciful" the release of all Muslim prisoners from NSW jails.

The letter, addressed to the Corrective Services Commissioner, Ron Woodham, states that if the demand is not met "we will attack and bomb the people of Australia"
Hmmm. I wonder what kind of fear and oppression there is in Australia? :rolleyes:

Cheers,
JND

[de><ta]

Living in Australia for most of my life i should know.

<satire in aussie lingo>

Its the Koala's i tell you. They are conspiring against mankind. They have all ready formed a deadly alleigence, and are oppressing our prime minister.

I used to have nightmare about Koala's....

</satire in aussie lingo>

It most definitely is a country under fear and oppression. May be Bush should stop by a real bush and consolidate our fear stricken prime minister...:rolleyes:

[LORD-eX-Bu]

so... if we get australia do we get the Aussie SAS along with it?:angel:

:p

[UDawg]

Originally posted by [eNv]-LORD-eX-Bu
so... if we get australia do we get the Aussie SAS along with it?:angel:

:p

LOL I can hear vamp screaming in his sleep right now. LOL

[vampireuk]

Well just imagine the strongest aussie accent you could think of... "fork orf mate we dunt want anything to do with yas"

:p

[sbp]

Originally posted by jnd3
Hah! Unlikely. Sure that's not from a satire news site? ;) Besides, if statehood was all that great, Puerto Rico would already be 51.

I think this should awaken a little more pity for the Aussies, though.
Free us or face bomb attacks: gang-rapist accused of letter threat from jail (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/16/1058035079039.html)


Hmmm. I wonder what kind of fear and oppression there is in Australia? :rolleyes:

Cheers,
JND Yeah heard about those gang rapes.

These scum when put in jail they have the nerve to threaten and call others racists? The guy behind the Bali bombing admitted it was targeted at white folks.

These Jihadists better think twice before screwing with the Australians.

[Kruno]

I'd rather have Hitler ruling Australia.

[Smokey]

Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
I'd rather have Hitler ruling Australia.

Im with ya 100% on that one :D

If that ever happened, I would give up my Australian passport and become French :p

[UDawg]

Yeah! cuz we all know how terrible the US is. :rolleyes:

[vampireuk]

Well it would be terrible for it to happen. Australia funnily enough is Australian and not American. It would be retarded for another country to just become part of another, and I bet you that nobody would vote in favour of it;)

[Kruno]

Originally posted by UDawg
Yeah! cuz we all know how terrible the US is. :rolleyes:

I know.


Well it would be terrible for it to happen. Australia funnily enough is Australian and not American. It would be retarded for another country to just become part of another, and I bet you that nobody would vote in favour of it


EXACTLY!

[sbp]

Well, we don't want you. :p

Go join Canada. :lol:

[UDawg]

Originally posted by vampireuk
Well it would be terrible for it to happen. Australia funnily enough is Australian and not American. It would be retarded for another country to just become part of another, and I bet you that nobody would vote in favour of it;)

I don't think any one would vote for it here in the US either.
To say I'd rether have Hitler rule is just plain dumb.

[Kruno]

Originally posted by UDawg
I don't think any one would vote for it here in the US either.
To say I'd rether have Hitler rule is just plain dumb.

If having a preference is dumb, then so are you and everyone else who has a preference. So in turn the entire human race and anything organic with a preference is dumb.

[vampireuk]

I would rather have the BNP running England that America, sorry that's just the way it goes:p