saturnotaku
07-17-03, 07:42 PM
This was forwarded to me by one of my co-workers. I rather like it. :D
The following has been attributed to State
> Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. The guy should
> run for President.....
>
>
> "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an
> attempt to help everyone get along, restore some
> semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our
> nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure
> the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and
> our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one
> more time to ordain and establish some common sense
> guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden,
> delusional and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold
> these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of
> people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so
> dim that they require a Bill of No Rights."
>
> ARTICLE I:
>
>
> You do not have the right to a new car, big screen
> TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if
> you can legally acquire them, but no one is
> guaranteeing anything.
>
> ARTICLE II:
>
> You do not have the right to never be offended. This
> country is based on freedom, and that means freedom
> for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the
> room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,
> etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably
> always will be ... and like the rest of us you need
> to simply deal with it.
>
>
> ARTICLE III:
>
> You do not have the right to be free from harm. If
> you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be
> more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to
> make you and all your relatives independently
> wealthy.
>
>
> ARTICLE IV:
>
> You do not have the right to free food and housing.
> Americans are the most charitable people to be
> found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we
> are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation
> after generation of professional couch potatoes who
> achieve nothing more than the creation of another
> generation of professional couch potatoes.
>
>
> ARTICLE V:
>
> You do not have the right to free health care. That
> would be nice, but from the looks of public housing,
> we're just not interested in public health care.
>
> ARTICLE VI:
>
> You do not have the right to physically harm other
> people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or
> kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us
> want to see you fry in the electric chair.
>
>
> ARTICLE VII:
>
> You do not have the right to the possessions of
> others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods
> or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if
> the rest of us get together and lock you away in a
> place where you still won't have the right to a big
> screen color TV, pool tables, weight rooms or a life
> of leisure.
>
>
> ARTICLE VIII:
>
> You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure
> want you to have a job, and will gladly help you
> along in hard times, but we expect you to take
> advantage of the opportunities of part time jobs,
> education and vocational training laid before you to
> make yourself useful.
>
> ARTICLE IX:
>
> You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
> American means that you have the right to PURSUE
> happiness -- which by the way, is a lot easier if
> you
> are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws
> created by those of you who were confused by the
> Bill of Rights,"
>
>
> ARTICLE X:
>
> This is an English speaking country. We don't care
> where you are from. We welcome you here. English is
> our language and like the one you left behind, we
> also have a culture. Learn it or go back to the
> country and the living conditions you were fleeing.
>
>
> If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you
> don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if
> you don't. I just think it is about time common
> sense is allowed to flourish -- just call it "The
> Age of Reason Revisited."
The following has been attributed to State
> Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. The guy should
> run for President.....
>
>
> "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an
> attempt to help everyone get along, restore some
> semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our
> nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure
> the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and
> our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one
> more time to ordain and establish some common sense
> guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden,
> delusional and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold
> these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of
> people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so
> dim that they require a Bill of No Rights."
>
> ARTICLE I:
>
>
> You do not have the right to a new car, big screen
> TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if
> you can legally acquire them, but no one is
> guaranteeing anything.
>
> ARTICLE II:
>
> You do not have the right to never be offended. This
> country is based on freedom, and that means freedom
> for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the
> room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,
> etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably
> always will be ... and like the rest of us you need
> to simply deal with it.
>
>
> ARTICLE III:
>
> You do not have the right to be free from harm. If
> you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be
> more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to
> make you and all your relatives independently
> wealthy.
>
>
> ARTICLE IV:
>
> You do not have the right to free food and housing.
> Americans are the most charitable people to be
> found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we
> are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation
> after generation of professional couch potatoes who
> achieve nothing more than the creation of another
> generation of professional couch potatoes.
>
>
> ARTICLE V:
>
> You do not have the right to free health care. That
> would be nice, but from the looks of public housing,
> we're just not interested in public health care.
>
> ARTICLE VI:
>
> You do not have the right to physically harm other
> people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or
> kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us
> want to see you fry in the electric chair.
>
>
> ARTICLE VII:
>
> You do not have the right to the possessions of
> others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods
> or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if
> the rest of us get together and lock you away in a
> place where you still won't have the right to a big
> screen color TV, pool tables, weight rooms or a life
> of leisure.
>
>
> ARTICLE VIII:
>
> You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure
> want you to have a job, and will gladly help you
> along in hard times, but we expect you to take
> advantage of the opportunities of part time jobs,
> education and vocational training laid before you to
> make yourself useful.
>
> ARTICLE IX:
>
> You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
> American means that you have the right to PURSUE
> happiness -- which by the way, is a lot easier if
> you
> are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws
> created by those of you who were confused by the
> Bill of Rights,"
>
>
> ARTICLE X:
>
> This is an English speaking country. We don't care
> where you are from. We welcome you here. English is
> our language and like the one you left behind, we
> also have a culture. Learn it or go back to the
> country and the living conditions you were fleeing.
>
>
> If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you
> don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if
> you don't. I just think it is about time common
> sense is allowed to flourish -- just call it "The
> Age of Reason Revisited."