View Full Version : A Postcard Soaked In Kerosene: Far Cry 3‚?≤s Side-Quests

09-06-12, 09:30 AM

OK, so I‚??m starting to warm up to this ‚??Agent Huntley‚?? narrator guy Ubisoft‚??s got talking us through the most recent Far Cry 3 videos (http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/08/30/escape-from-tiger-island-far-cry-3s-open-world/). He‚??s basically a more tropical Max Payne ‚?? which, given recent events in Max Payne‚??s life (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Payne_3), means he‚??s basically just Max Payne. The above headline, for instance, is all Huntley ‚?? so strong is my love for his vaguely coherent, gleefully grim ruminations. If ever I have a child, they will be raised from day one on a steady diet of these slurry linguistic soups, such that they may one day have full command of their¬*nonsensically noir-ish powers. But until then, let‚??s talking about Far Cry! There‚??s tons to do, as you‚??ll see below ‚?? including hallucinogenic drugs, gambling, and wildlife-slaying. This will be the first game I present to my hypothetical incoherent noir children, I think.

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