Dumb criminals

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Two young larcenists in Florida--14 and 15 to be exact--appeared before Judge Larry Seidlin after stealing their twenty-fifth car in just two short years. After the boys were released, they walked out of the courthouse and realized they did not have bus fare for a ride home. Promptly, the duo stole number twenty-six; they crashed the vehicle into a fence less than an hour later.

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Kidnappers abducted Gildo Santos near his factory in a suburb of Sao Paulo and demanded $690,000 for ransom. Santos, however, escaped. The next day, Santos got a phone call asking for $11,500 to defray the cost of the abduction. After negotiating a 50 percent reduction, Santos called police, when the abductors showed up to collect payment.

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An elderly woman spent a leisurely shopping at the mall. Upon return to her vehicle, she found four strange males sitting in her car. Frightened, the woman dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun. She told the men that if they did not get out of the car, she would shoot. The four men ran off quickly, whereupon the lady got into the car. Her key, however, would not fit. The woman realized that her car was the identical one parked a few spaces down. She drove to the police department and reported the story. The officer on duty laughed hysterically and pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men had reported a hijacking by a mean old lady; no charges were filed.


A woman got her ride all right, but not in a taxi. The woman mistook a cop for a cabbie.

Authorities in Burlington, Washington say the woman hailed a car outside her home, thinking it was a taxi. But it was a sheriff's cruiser.

The deputy was in the process of confirming a warrant for the woman's arrest when she walked up. One detective says it doesn't get any better than that for a patrolman. She got a free ride - to jail.

This was in Burlington, Washington north of me but just a little ways south of Gib on the US side of the border.

[Humus]

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:rofl i realy liked the old lady and 4 guys story :lol2: