Foster's, Australian for Beer

[pigfukerd]

Anybody else here like Foster's:D It has a great buzz:afro2:

[stncttr908]

Beer tastes like grandmas.

[serialdave]

Two Australians were standed at sea in a small boat.

After days at float one of them was rumaging though the supplies for food or drink when he found an old lantern.

Rubing the latern a large smoke cloud and loud bang and a genie appeared.

The genie said you got one wish and make it quik or you get nothing.

The man quickly said "I wish all the sees would turn to Fosters."

There was a bang and a swoosh and the genie was gone. All that could be heard was the lapping of bear suds on the small boats bow.

The secound man said "Now look what you have done. Now we are going to have to piss in the boat!"

[-=Gib-McFragger=-]

LOL :rofl