Tale of Two Monkies *warning* ADULT MATERIAL, NOT FOR WORK

[UDawg]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/monkeys.php

I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this one. I might be old but it is new to me. LMAO!!!

Warning sexual in nature. Mods please remove if inappropriate.

[digitalwanderer]

Originally posted by UDawg
Mods please remove if inappropriate.
And BAN HIM!!! :eek: That sort of thing is TOTALLY inappropriate for a family forum! :eek:

Hell, I'd take away half his posts too to REALLY teach him a lesson.... :bleh:







(Ok, so I didn't even click on the link....what's your point? :eek2: )

EDITED BITS: Dang it, "eek" for "shock"....it's EB & B3Ds fault! :rolleyes:

[Tuork]

ROFL!!!!


That was hilarious!
:rofl

[DaveW]

Wow, thats the best shadow puppetry i've ever seen!

[vampireuk]

If only all shadow puppets were like that

:rofl

[Edge]

Lol, wow, that's really good. For a shadow-puppet, that's amazing. It's so lifelike...I get a funny feeling every time I watch it :D

Oh wait...they're supposed to be monkeys? Now I feel dirty...but still funny ;)

[2fast4u]

Originally posted by digitalwanderer
And BAN HIM!!! :eek: That sort of thing is TOTALLY inappropriate for a family forum! :eek:

this is a family forum? :eek:

[jAkUp]

lol.. Very real looking, I think I got an erection from that! hehe jk:D

[mrsabidji]

Haha, really great. I laughed for almost 2 minutes :D (Lachen ist gesund). The guy is pretty good...

mrsabidji

[stncttr908]

Originally posted by jAkUp
lol.. Very real looking, I think I got an erection from that! hehe jk:D Ah, so it wasn't just me. :rofl

[Edge]

lol.. Very real looking, I think I got an erection from that! hehe jk

Ah, so it wasn't just me. :rofl

Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only one. Now we can all have an erection togeather! Wait, that doesn't sound right...

[Mr.Clawz950]

LOLOLOLOL! I feel dirty now .....

[jAkUp]

Originally posted by Edge
Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only one. Now we can all have an erection togeather! Wait, that doesn't sound right...

I feel less embarrased when I have my erections with other men.:D

[UDawg]

Originally posted by jAkUp
I feel less embarrased when I have my erections with other men.:D

Don't say that.....

[Mr.Clawz950]

Originally posted by jAkUp
I feel less embarrased when I have my erections with other men.:D

Is that a good thing or a bad thing ?? Also, does this mean you're coming out ?? :D

[vampireuk]

Lets steer this thread back to the monkies since its beginning to sound like rage in here:barf:

[Edge]

Oh right, the monkies, I knew this thread was supposed to be about...something. Anyone else impressed by the motions on that? They're so life-life and real. Well...not that I've seen a monkey giving a b***job before :D

[stncttr908]

Originally posted by Edge
Oh right, the monkies, I knew this thread was supposed to be about...something. Anyone else impressed by the motions on that? They're so life-life and real. Well...not that I've seen a monkey giving a b***job before :D I doubt that a monkey ever would, considering humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. The others are all probably very straightforward and efficient. :D

[mrsabidji]

Yeah, I wonder if dolphins also play the shadow-monkey-giving-b****jobs at parties... I guess I'll never know since only a few dolphins have a DV and/or an Internet access.

mrsabidji

[Edge]

Originally posted by mrsabidji
Yeah, I wonder if dolphins also play the shadow-monkey-giving-b****jobs at parties... I guess I'll never know since only a few dolphins have a DV and/or an Internet access.

And they're also missing, you know, HANDS to do it with :D

But I bet if they had bodies like ours, they would be just as dirty as we are. BTW, did anyone else know that a male dolphin's penis is prehensle, and that his erections are voluntary? Just thought I'd share that with you all, you learn something new every day!

Hope this isn't getting off topic too much...though since there was never a topic to begin with it's hard to get off it (the topic, I mean ;) )