For all of those who want to succeed.

[p0lish_p0w3r]

There was a man (John) whose greatest dream was to climb Mount Everest.
One day he was given the opportunity to do that so he decided to set off without any hesitation.
After a week of climbing he reached a beautiful clearing where he saw a beautiful woman.
He looked at her and suddenly heard the voice of god:
- ok.. John, choose - do you want to bang her or succeed?
- I wanna succeed! I wanna succeed! - he replied and continued climbing.
After another week he saw another beautiful woman but this time she was completely naked!
And again he heard the voice of god:
- John, choose - do you want to bang her or maybe you want to succeed?
- I wanna succeed!! - said John.
So he went on climbing... Finally, after next week he reached the summit...
He looked around and saw nothing interesting at all... except for one guy, very big and filthy guy who was standing there...
The guy approached him:
- ok, I'm Sid.. you can suck me now! :)

[eL_PuSHeR]

ROFL!!!! Yer nasty.... :D

[ALobpreis]

Yeah.... is this appropiate??

It reminds me of a joke, which very briefly is like this:

A group of girls goes to a particular building to have sex. The woman in charge tells them to just go upstairs and enter the room they want. So the girls start their trip. In the first floor, the door says "5 inches". The girls say "no" and keep going upstairs. In the second floor they find "7 inches", and they open their eyes in excitement, but decide to keep going up (obviously). In the third floor, the sign reads "9 inches". They are sweating and very anxious, and decide to keep going up!
When they reach the fourth floor, the sign says....


"Definitively, there's nothing good enough for women".

:D

The final sentence is funny in spanish, maybe to make it funny in english it should be changed a bit (like saying, no matter how much you effort, women won't be happy with you ;) ).

[eL_PuSHeR]

He, he i had already heard that one in Spanish, It's good in English, too... :D

[silence]

lol...good one for morning coffee:D

[goofjb]

I like them both.:D