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sbp
10-16-02, 02:16 AM
http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=entertainmentnews&StoryID=1574823
vampireuk
10-16-02, 04:32 AM
ha!

He deserves it for helping promote trash like that:D
McBane
10-16-02, 02:04 PM
Well.....it doesn't involve him suffering some sort of mutilation or even any kind of pain.....I guess it'll have to do.

:(
saturnotaku
10-16-02, 02:33 PM
His new catch phrase - "Dude! Would you like fries with that?"
Cereal-Killer
10-16-02, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by saturnotaku
His new catch phrase - "Dude! Would you like fries with that?"

ROFLMAO! :D
Darth Rancid
10-16-02, 04:04 PM
Maybe Compaq will hire him....

"Dude, you're getting a Compaq!" would be far more intimidating that the Dell stuff...
LORD-eX-Bu
10-16-02, 04:06 PM
No way, otherwise I'd have to get my uncle to take him out(he works for compaq/HP). :mad: :p
|JuiceZ|
10-16-02, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by saturnotaku
His new catch phrase - "Dude! Would you like fries with that?"

ROFL!!!!!!!!! You're wrong man, just wrong!! :D :D
sbp
10-16-02, 10:36 PM
http://home.attbi.com/~uberneuman/DUDE.jpg
intercede007
10-16-02, 10:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!:D :D
ragejg
10-17-02, 02:12 PM
BUT did you see Dell's new approach? Office hipsters talkin about building systems based on user's needs? LIKE NOBODY'S EVER DONE THAT BEFORE. Sad part is, it's going to attract non-computer types cuz they didn't know computers are configure-able.... Oh, cut-throat american commercialism is so fun...

It'll only get worse...:(
sbp
10-17-02, 05:41 PM
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/10/Top_11_steve.html

11. Michael Dell tired of hearing "Dude you're getting a... you!"
10. Addiction to canned air becoming a real problem.
9. Was seen near the HP headquarters wearing a cow costume.
8. Too many girls are buying computers.
7. More "computer savvy" Wil Wheaton close to signing a deal.
6. Consumers feel Steve talks too high tech.
5. Bidding war with The McLaughlin Group quickly reaching stratosphere.
4. Simon Cowell thinks his performance is complete rubbish.
3. His MENSA wrap parties get too out of hand.
2. Keanu Reeves threatened identity theft lawsuit.
1. Market research show dude market completely saturated.
Cereal-Killer
10-18-02, 03:06 PM
Here's a Conan O'Brian quote: "Getting rid of the Dell Dude is something that Israelis and Palestinians agree on."

:D
PsychoSy
10-18-02, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by |JuiceZ|
ROFL!!!!!!!!! You're wrong man, just wrong!! :D :D

Nah! What I'm about to say is W-R-O-N-G!! :)

Dude, You're Getting Government Cheeze!!