The Bush Conspiracy

[UDawg]

sbp sends this one to me and I just had to pass it along.

http://www.buttafly.com/bush/index.php

I really got a kick out of this one.

[UDawg]

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, Rush Limbaugh, and oil companies could upset transgendered people.

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Ann Coulter, big corporations, the Jews, and Republicans could offend liberals.

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that big corporations, SUV owners, white men, Rush Limbaugh, and the Christian Coalition could oppress Al Franken.

I love these type of generators.

[Saint Lucifer]

"George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that The Jews and the Christian Coalition could conquer minorities."

Gentlemen, we're just beginning to gaze through the looking glass of the President's evil empire.

[bigC]

"George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that The Jews and the Christian Coalition could conquer minorities."

Gentlemen, we're just beginning to gaze through the looking glass of the President's evil empire.ahh, i knew it! the Cubs loss was so improbable that something nefarious must have been afoot. :lol:

[Saint Lucifer]

Yeah. Prior to this, I was going to blame a zombie Hitler and Nikita Kruschev.

...Unless he's in on it too... DAMN YOU KRUSCHEV!