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LORD-eX-Bu
10-22-02, 01:54 AM
As some of you may remember, or at least those that looked at my previous foot related thread, the last real incident that my left foot encountered was when I stubbed it and broke 3 toenails on it, well, I have another story to add to my soon to be released best-selling book, as I was walking to my kitchen, I felt something smoosh under my left foot, as I took another step, I figured out what it was. Yep, you guessed right, dog CRAP! Stupid dogs, I am gonna get them a diaper or a cork or something, don't walk barefoot in the dark people, you don't know what could be lurking just inches away...:mad: :p :D
vampireuk
10-22-02, 03:32 AM
let me be the first to say

ewwwww:eek:
PsychoSy
10-22-02, 05:10 AM
Gawd, I hate it when that happens. I've had dogs all my life and having something ripe to the nostrils gush in between the toes on your way to the fridge in the dark just isn't fun.

*shudders*

This is the #1 reason to NOT owning dogs period.
vampireuk
10-22-02, 05:29 AM
Luckily my dog is a well behaved one....if not rather stupid:D

Irish setters are cool:cool:
Kruno
10-22-02, 05:45 AM
ROTFLMAO!!! :D

Dude try to find the positives in what you stepped. :D ;) :)
LORD-eX-Bu
10-23-02, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
ROTFLMAO!!! :D

Dude try to find the positives in what you stepped. :D ;) :)

Well, it did have a unique texture and seemed rather moisturizing to the bottom of my foot and toes. Plus, I took another shower, so that brought me to 3 today and I feel really clean.:D :D :p
LORD-eX-Bu
10-23-02, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by PsychoSy
Gawd, I hate it when that happens. I've had dogs all my life and having something ripe to the nostrils gush in between the toes on your way to the fridge in the dark just isn't fun.

*shudders*

This is the #1 reason to NOT owning dogs period.

That is one of the nastiest descriptions I have ever read on doodle, but its PERFECT! :D ;) :p
eL_PuSHeR
10-23-02, 07:54 AM
Here at Spain there is a popular saying telling that stepping on a dog mess, it's considered a sign of good fortune. Maybe, you should buy some lottery tickets or something.
volt
10-23-02, 09:07 AM
Was it warm and smelly ? :rolleyes: :)
PsychoSy
10-24-02, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by |TX|-LORD-EX-BU
That is one of the nastiest descriptions I have ever read on doodle, but its PERFECT! :D ;) :p

Just stating the facts. There's only 2 things it could be:

1) Dog puke
2) Dog ****

Neither of them are a walk in a park...no pun intended. ;)
grey_1
11-02-06, 07:32 PM
-LORD-eX-Bu']As some of you may remember, or at least those that looked at my previous foot related thread, the last real incident that my left foot encountered was when I stubbed it and broke 3 toenails on it, well, I have another story to add to my soon to be released best-selling book, as I was walking to my kitchen, I felt something smoosh under my left foot, as I took another step, I figured out what it was. Yep, you guessed right, dog CRAP! Stupid dogs, I am gonna get them a diaper or a cork or something, don't walk barefoot in the dark people, you don't know what could be lurking just inches away...:mad: :p :D


You've been sig'ed!!
Lol, you had some rough days back there man! :D
crainger
11-02-06, 07:49 PM
You've been sig'ed!!
Lol, you had some rough days back there man! :D

I'm not the only one who goes digging??
grey_1
11-02-06, 07:51 PM
I'm not the only one who goes digging??
I knew you would be one of the first..:D , there is some hilarious stuff back there!
nrs421
11-02-06, 08:00 PM
are we having a contest on who can dig up the oldest thread? i want in too
crainger
11-02-06, 08:01 PM
I knew you would be one of the first..:D , there is some hilarious stuff back there!

Even better when we can drag up embarrassing stuff about the now senior members.
crainger
11-02-06, 08:02 PM
are we having a contest on who can dig up the oldest thread? i want in too

Not the oldest, just funny ones. And it wont be funny if everyone starts bring back old threads... Thats why I only do it once every month or so :D
Q
11-02-06, 08:35 PM
Psycho's avatar gives me the creeps.
einstein_314
11-02-06, 08:35 PM
Wow. What's up with all these oooolllldddd threads?!? I never notice the date so I think they're new....but then things start coming together...and *BAM* I notice the date. *shakes his head in disgust* :D
crainger
11-02-06, 08:37 PM
Psycho's avatar gives me the creeps.

Looks like his head is about to explode.
crainger
11-02-06, 08:56 PM
OK. Is there any escape?

Whats with all the ghey threads? Betterdan? Roadhog? Circumcision threads? Hell even BearCrabs Girls thread turned gay...

Seriously... So Gay, my head is going to explode.
betterdan
11-02-06, 08:57 PM
My thread wasn't gay, it was just me and myself trying to relieve tension when out of nowhere I was attacked. Please keep my plight in perspective.
LORD-eX-Bu
11-02-06, 10:42 PM
:rofl

what is this.... get to know LORD-eX-Bu day?:lol:

My left foot has gone on to being run over... broken and now held together by a 5 inch titanium screw:lol:

I'd take the poo anyday:p
crainger
11-02-06, 10:43 PM
-LORD-eX-Bu']:rofl

what is this.... get to know LORD-eX-Bu day?:lol:

My left foot has gone on to being run over... broken and now held together by a 5 inch titanium screw:lol:

I'd take the poo anyday:p

Cool... You're a cyborg!
LORD-eX-Bu
11-02-06, 10:46 PM
reminds me of that frogger 2 commercial... "we will rebuild him... faster... better.. stronger.." :lol:

something like that... turned out to be.... "fatter... better.... stronger" :p
grey_1
11-03-06, 03:52 AM
-LORD-eX-Bu']:rofl

what is this.... get to know LORD-eX-Bu day?:lol:

My left foot has gone on to being run over... broken and now held together by a 5 inch titanium screw:lol:

I'd take the poo anyday:p
Wassup man? TEll me that didn't happen in that certain part of an otherwise great state??

And rest easy man, unless it's reeeaally good I'm done with old threads. I just needed something new for my sig. :D