b|indeyes
07-26-04, 03:06 PM
A popular tavern had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
He replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man
listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around,
and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's
your IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really
cool."
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked
him, "What's your IQ?"
This time the man said, "50."
The robot replied, "So, are you Democrats really going to vote for John
Kerry?"
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
He replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man
listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around,
and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's
your IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really
cool."
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked
him, "What's your IQ?"
This time the man said, "50."
The robot replied, "So, are you Democrats really going to vote for John
Kerry?"