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MamoVaka
07-28-04, 12:26 PM
Hello,
With DOOM3 only 1 week away and no sign of my BFG being shipped, I am now at logic and reasons end.

I hereby offer MYSELF, my BODY as a GIFT to anyone who will offer me this card.

Edited by MikeC- too graphic of talk for NV Graphics Forum.

I am not joking and please respond via AIM if seriously interested


Here is a quick rundown of my looks
5'7"
Indian
Short hair
Green Eyes
140 pounds
Very cute (like a cartoon character)
MALE


Thanks

evilchris
07-28-04, 12:28 PM
rofl, you trip me out dude

Arioch
07-28-04, 12:29 PM
You lost me at hello.

ICE_PIMP
07-28-04, 12:29 PM
LOL :) You can have my BFG 6800GT for 500$ :) If you live in the NC area

Altough we can skip the other stuff :P

Stoneyguy
07-28-04, 12:32 PM
man you had me going until I got to the male part....

Now I feel dirty.... (bath) (bath)

anzak
07-28-04, 12:32 PM
Hello,
With DOOM3 only 1 week away and no sign of my BFG being shipped, I am now at logic and reasons end.

I hereby offer MYSELF, my BODY as a GIFT to anyone who will offer me this card.

On top of paying you 500 for the card, I will also let you do with me what you will for an entire weekend (friday afternoon to sunday afternoon). This includes bondage, violence, anything and everything sexual, and defecation.

I am not joking and please respond via AIM if seriously interested

TIKIGOD633

Here is a quick rundown of my looks
5'7"
Indian
Short hair
Green Eyes
140 pounds
Very cute (like a cartoon character)
MALE


Thanks

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: This post is so funny it made my day. Thank you :rolleyes:

Mr. Hunt
07-28-04, 12:34 PM
You lost me at MALE.

slainfoe
07-28-04, 12:55 PM
while were on the subject, any girls wanna sel themselves for a bfg 5950 ultra ?

TISaint
07-28-04, 01:16 PM
You lost me at hello.

Lol that's gold.

:lol2:

Jedi Rainman
07-28-04, 01:49 PM
Where is MamoVaka and what did you do to him?

thunderhippo
07-28-04, 03:11 PM
sorry dont have a need for a defecating indian cartoon boy

saturnotaku
07-28-04, 03:22 PM
Here is a quick rundown of my looks
5'7"
Indian
Short hair
Green Eyes
140 pounds
Very cute (like a cartoon character)
MALE


Thanks

You forgot to add the following:

Suffers from Screaming Dimwit Syndrome due to mental :retard: -ation.
:nanahump:

MikeC
07-28-04, 03:37 PM
The 6800Ultra's are awesome cards dude but no use selling yourself for one. Pre-order the eVGA GT from their site you'll have it in time for DoomIII if you have it shipped overnight. Then you could sell it to get the Ultra when they become available if you wanted to but the GT is also an awesome card you might be just as happy with that. No prostituting yourself in my forums for 6800Ultra's.

Cruel_Logic
07-28-04, 03:53 PM
Yup, you have no choice! (but really waiting a week or so wouldn't hurt would it?)

if you want a 6800 sell your car then buy one on e-bay :)

Stoneyguy
07-28-04, 04:24 PM
eVGA's stepup program would allow you to get the GT now and then upgrade to the Ultra when it's available. Very nice promo they offer.