:D John Kerry and George Bush "loyalty quizes"

[Son Goku]

OK, these were taken off a site with some items meant to be humerious :D Lets try to keep this funny :)

Kerry loyalty quiz

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bljohnkerryquiz.htm

Bush loyalty quiz

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blgeorgewbushquiz.htm

[Son Goku]

Your score is 5 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are conflicted about John Kerry. You believe he's a qualified and capable candidate, but you're not sure you can take four years of having him in your living room. Whether you are a soccer mom, a Nascar dad, or part of some other arbitrary swing-voter group created by the media, your vote is entirely up for grabs.

:rofl I didn't really say that, but it's meant to be funny :D Taking the other one now...

Edit:

Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You can't stand George W. Bush. The mere mention of his name makes you cringe, and every time you hear him speak, it makes you want to jump out the window. You will vote for Anyone But Bush.

Well this one might be a bit more accurate (albeit dramatized) :D I don't find the opponent so adept though :rofl

BTW, there are some zingers in some of the possible answers such as Kerry reminding one of Lurch from the Adams family and stuff :D

[Sazar]

Your score is 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. John Kerry is your man. He may not be perfect in your eyes, but next to the smirking idiot who occupies the White House right now, he looks like Abraham Lincoln.



Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You can't stand George W. Bush. The mere mention of his name makes you cringe, and every time you hear him speak, it makes you want to jump out the window. You will vote for Anyone But Bush.

funny thing is.. i pretty much went for the middle answers and thought john kerry was a lot like Lurch and that bush had indeed been misled on wmd's :D

[Son Goku]

:D I answered Bush was mis-led on the WMD's too...though I think I answered Kerry reminded me of Herman Munster from the Munsters :D

[Ninjaman09]

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.

Heh, that about sums it up. I didn't try to rig it either, I was being honest.

Your score is 5 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are conflicted about Bush. You think he's a basically likable guy, but are not sure whether he's leading the country in the right direction. Whether you are a soccer mom, a Nascar dad, or part of some other arbitrary swing-voter group created by the media, your vote is entirely up for grabs.

Yeah, that's about right too. I'm not a particularly huge Bush supporter. Actually, I really would rather not vote for either candidate, but since I have no choice I'm sure as hell not voting for that lying snake John Kerry. Bush may be a bad speaker and make bad decisions sometimes, but at least what you see is what you get, and he sticks to his guns - Kerry is whoever he thinks he needs to be to perform better in public opinion polls.

[Rakeesh]

Kerry has admitted to committing war crimes that make Abu Ghraib look like nothing. And his third purple heart was for getting a metal splinter that only required a little band-aid to fix, and it wasn't even in a combat situation, which cut his vietnam service to only four months.

In spite of this he plays like he is such a humanitarian, and calls the kettle black when it comes to veteran status.

[Son Goku]

I figured someone wouldn't realize that this thread was more of a joke thread, even linking to "loyalty tests" from a site for political humor :D Ah well... I guess some neo-cons didn't see that :)

[DiscipleDOC]

The John Kerry Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to John Kerry

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.
:rofl

[Sazar]

Kerry has admitted to committing war crimes that make Abu Ghraib look like nothing. And his third purple heart was for getting a metal splinter that only required a little band-aid to fix, and it wasn't even in a combat situation, which cut his vietnam service to only four months.

In spite of this he plays like he is such a humanitarian, and calls the kettle black when it comes to veteran status.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/service.asp

[Rakeesh]

I figured someone wouldn't realize that this thread was more of a joke thread, even linking to "loyalty tests" from a site for political humor :D Ah well... I guess some neo-cons didn't see that :)

I don't see any posts from Udawg in this thread.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/service.asp

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38341

And

http://www.fourwinds10.com/news/05-government/C-fraud/05-elections/2004/05C5-04-27-04-kerry-i-will-kill-more-iraqis-than-bush.html

"Yes, I committed the same kinds of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed," Kerry said during the Winter Soldier investigation on April 22, 1971, before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. "I took part in search and destroy missions, in the burning of villages."

I don't know what made you bring up that urban legends thing, saz :D

[Sazar]

And his third purple heart was for getting a metal splinter that only required a little band-aid to fix, and it wasn't even in a combat situation, which cut his vietnam service to only four months

(mag)

[Rakeesh]

(mag)

Purple Heart wound
treated with Band-Aid

Kerry's Purple Heart and the two others he won later allowed him, under Navy regulations, to request and receive leave for the United States after just four months of his 12-month tour of duty.

Some of his crew confided that they did not receive any fire from shore, but that Kerry had fired a mortar round at close range to some rocks on shore. The crewman thought that the injury was caused by a fragment ricocheting from that mortar round when it struck the rocks.

That seemed to fit the injury which I treated.

What I saw was a small piece of metal sticking very superficially in the skin of Kerry's arm. The metal fragment measured about 1 cm. in length and was about 2 or 3 mm in diameter. It certainly did not look like a round from a rifle.

:spam2:

[Ruined]

mine:

Your score is 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a dedicated supporter and great admirer of President Bush. You believe it is a matter of vital national interest that Bush be re-elected in order to save America from both the terrorists and the Democrats. Not only do you plan to vote for Bush, but you believe it is every American's patriotic duty to do so as well.

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.

[Son Goku]

I don't see any posts from Udawg in this thread.

But I do from this one neo-con called AlphaWolf_HK :D

Plz guys, can you keep this thread on topic? This thread was meant to be funny and in reference to the quizes provided... I created it as a joke thread more then anything else ;)

[kahloq]

Being completely honest to the questions.


Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Believer in President Bush. Your loyalty and devotion to him is matched only by your desire to see his liberal detractors locked away and declared enemy combatants. If all Americans thought as you did, and were it constitutionally viable, George W. Bush would be president for life.


Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.

[Rakeesh]

But I do from this one neo-con called AlphaWolf_HK :D

Problem is I am not a neo-con :D You can call me one if you want though, I don't mind it personally. Fortunately I find myself in agreement with neo-cons on most of todays bigger issues (although the reasons we agree on those differ greately) :D

[Son Goku]

Yes I choose to call you a neo-con :D You being a neo-con fits about as well as some of us being tree-hugging liberals :p

Though I think the reason Udawg didn't reply in this thread, is perhaps because he realized the intent of the thread as being a joke. Even though Udawg and I don't agree on every single political topic, we do joke around (off the forum as well as on it) :D