How can one person stink up a whole room!?!?

[LORD-eX-Bu]

Went to subway for lunch and this guy walked in, a few minutes later the whole place stunk so bad! I could barely breathe! and he didn't even flatuate, man, can't you die from being dirty? Aren't there laws against that?!?:eek: :mad:

[The Baron]

Easy.

A bird crapped on his head.

;)

[thcdru2k]

guess you never really been among the homeless..everyone once in awhile our school and other sda schools or church go out to the streets with made lunches to give to the homeless. no one makes any word of it, but yeah..they can stink up a whole block.

[PsychoSy]

Originally posted by =SSC=The Baron
Easy.

A bird crapped on his head.

;)

*hums Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" happily* :) :D :p

[volt]

*sings the birdie, birdie song* :p

[LORD-eX-Bu]

ROFLMAO! Psycho, when will it end? lol!!!:D :p

[Smokey]

Originally posted by PsychoSy
*hums Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" happily* :) :D :p

Might not have been that day Sy, but go look again in that thread about "do you shower daily" I think you will find you admitted you dont shower.........often ;) Im not saying anything but....

[Kruno]

I shower everyday but I managed to stink up a room with my strong bo. :eek:

I was playing basketball, running around like a madman for an hour straight and when I taken off my top the bo went all over the place. ROTFLMAO!!! :D
(had to put my top on) ;)

[DaveW]

Maybe the guy had a leaking colostomy bag... it can happen, glad I don't have one of those.

[LORD-eX-Bu]

What is that? ROFL BO! lol.:p

[thcdru2k]

body odor?

[Kruno]

yes. :D

[Scooter]

man, this topic bites

Edit: You don't like it, don't swear and don't post.

[Kruno]

Well look, I urinated in the sink and that smelt much worse than anything.

[LORD-eX-Bu]

Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
Well look, I urinated in the sink and that smelt much worse than anything.

dude, that is so sick! don't you brush your teeth over a sink? Imagine everytime you rinse the toothbrush or wash your face, you got a little more pee on your face...:p

[imtim83]

On Ripley's Believe it or Not, TV show, in another area somewhere around the world they like used cow pee to wash their face and stuff i believe. I mean even though they do that i still don't hate them because they do that. They may not be normal to you but there is no normal.

[Kruno]

I prefer horse pee. Cow pee just doesn't taste as good.

[LORD-eX-Bu]

Even tho it may taste better I bet it doesn't fight plaque as well as cow pee.:p

[PsychoSy]

Originally posted by Smokey
Might not have been that day Sy, but go look again in that thread about "do you shower daily" I think you will find you admitted you dont shower.........often ;) Im not saying anything but....

My showering/bathing habits aren't something to worry about. :D It's what I consume that's telling! Raisin Bran, Campbells Bean & Bacon soup, Rolling Rock, a pizza loaded with pepperoni, sausage, ham, and chicken breast, etc.

I pass gas alright.... Nerve Gas that is! :p

Unless I eat a lot of dried apricots, I emit tear gas instead. :D Once had my computer desk in the closet. It was really cool because it fit perfectly and I could close the doors (sort of like Paul Denton from Deus Ex) when I was in there or not. Dried appricots ruined that real quick! :p

[Scooter]

y'all sure ur human??:confused:

[Bearclaw]

Lord stunk up the room. hur.

:bleh:

[sillyeagle]

Isn't it a nice feeling when you walk into a stinky bathroom that you're breathing molecules from somebody else's pile crap into your body?

[musman]

I was helping a customer once and he let out a silent but deadly. He muttered "ohhh the odor" I said excuse me? He said i have a medical condition. Right after that it HIT ME LIKE A BRICK WALL GOING 100mph!!!! OMG! Take the nastiest fart you ever smelled and add some spoiled eggs, burning sulfur, death, rotten meat and your getting close. I felt really bad for him, he was embarrassed, but I told him not to worry, as I threw up in my mouth.

[General Lee]

Is this a church revival, or a thread revival. Let's go with the latter. PUT YER CLOTHES BACK ON!!!

ToObro8oAxw

[Albo]

(welcome)
always wanted to use that since I saw it 13 seconds ago