revbatboy
09-30-04, 12:23 PM
Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask
him,"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
to elect John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of
the other kids".
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask
him,"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
to elect John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of
the other kids".