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sbp
11-10-02, 05:21 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/11/07/offbeat.scary.squirrel.reut/index.html

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A squirrel is spreading terror in a Cheshire town where it keeps attacking people.

Its latest victim was a two-year-old girl, British newspapers reported on Thursday.

Children have been attacked, grown men chased and residents of Knutsford, central England, are fearful of letting their kids out to play, the Times newspaper said.

The rogue squirrel's latest attack was on toddler Kelsi Morley who was bitten on the forehead.

"It was awful because she (Kelsi) was spinning around and we couldn't get it off," her mother told the newspaper.

"From the amount of blood there was, I thought it had taken Kelsi's eye out."

The squirrel eventually let go and the terrified youngster was rushed to a doctor.

Colin Booty, a senior scientific officer in the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said it was very unusual for a squirrel to behave like this.

Local resident Blanche Kellye said the problem was not funny. "Everyone round here is living in fear...it's a vicious little thing. I'll never trust squirrels again."

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Dear vampireuk: you know something about this? :p

thcdru2k
11-10-02, 08:54 AM
geesh..like reading something out of the tabloids.

Phyre
11-10-02, 09:28 AM
See, if they let the UK still have guns, this kind of stuff wouldn't happen. You'd just shoot the squirrel and a couple of his friends and make a nice pot of squirrel gumbo.

;)

Phyre

LORD-eX-Bu
11-10-02, 10:43 AM
I'll kill it, for the right price that is....;)

stncttr908
11-10-02, 11:04 AM
I read about this someplace else, I think its really "nuts" don't you? Bahahahaha.... :D

netviper13
11-10-02, 01:16 PM
The grandpa of the girl that was mentioned in that article shot and killed it the next day.

http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=1703380

vampireuk
11-10-02, 01:36 PM
I have nothing to do with the squirel!!

/me calls his lawyers

Just wait till I get a moose working for me;) :D

t6_shadow
11-10-02, 01:48 PM
Sweet Jesus. This is what the domestication of man has done to him. Grown ****ing men running away from a squirrel? Just step on the ****ing thing. Or let it bite you one you. Once you have a hold of it its dead. Jesus, heaven forbid these pussies ever get attacked by anything remotely dangerous like a dog.

Just in case my point here is being missed. Turn off that interior decorating show grow some balls and be a ****ing man. God this stuff makes me sick.

vampireuk
11-10-02, 01:56 PM
well not all of us would run from a squirell;) :p

t6_shadow
11-10-02, 01:58 PM
"well not all of us would run from a squirell"

Damn straight vamp would BFG its ass good :D

vampireuk
11-10-02, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by t6_shadow
Damn straight vamp would BFG its ass good :D

Hell yeah!!:D

UDawg
11-10-02, 04:33 PM
Turn around and kick it, I say. Push it's buck teeth out it's furry little bunghole.

Feanor
11-10-02, 07:25 PM
Is this the same squirel or... They had an incident in New Jersey sometime back with rabbies which Paul (brother and law, but also police seargent in Summit, NJ) told me about. They finally had to take action to deal with a rabbis problem... When infected, animals can act rather bizzare and also attack people where they otherwise might not. If that is what's going on they best do something before the disease spreads...

sbp
11-10-02, 07:51 PM
Don't let this one bad nut gives all squirrels a bad name. http://sbp777.homestead.com/files/winkie.gif