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Hellion
06-22-05, 01:29 PM
Wow. Thirty pages, and still going strong.
Everything seems to be cumming along nicely, but it semens that we've exhausted all the possible jokes in one orgy of random posting.
heh heh heh hehehe heh heh heh heh........he said orgy....he hehe he he.
superklye
06-22-05, 01:57 PM
I wonder if one of the new features on the 7800 line is a semen-resistant design of some sort?
wheeljack12
06-22-05, 09:46 PM
yeah, it's called putting on the case cover. The computer condom of choice for the gpusexual.
Milfeulle
06-23-05, 09:35 AM
Just wondering - of those of you who already have a 7800gtx, has anyone of you already wanked on it? :D
superklye
06-23-05, 09:36 AM
Can we get some benchmarks and temperature readings to see how well semen conducts heat compared to AS5?
CoSWill
06-24-05, 10:33 AM
At the hospital the medical staff was scratching their heads wondering how the underside of his Johnson had a burn mark on it saying "Samsung" ?
So... who's gonna do the honors on a 7800GTX? :D
NightFire
06-24-05, 01:41 PM
Buy me one of those suckers, and I'd have no problem with it. :D
mikechai
06-30-05, 11:32 AM
So... who's gonna do the honors on a 7800GTX? :D
You first. :P
Milfeulle
07-03-05, 05:26 AM
So... who's gonna do the honors on a 7800GTX? :D
Since you already got two of 'em, I'd say it's your go :D
Also, you'd have the chance to completely outdo the original guy by by decorating both cards in SLi with your sperm :D
Who knows, perhaps that improves the SLi performance? :confused:
Rzeractor
07-03-05, 11:31 AM
well, i can safely say, that after observing my 7800, i gave it a go.
These seem to be much more semen resistant, even with my buddy of mine couldn't help himself by the look....the feel....the touch....
the smell of a 7800GTX.
http://tinypic.com/6p8apz.jpg
as we can see, my load on the right, is a healthy white.
My buddy's on the other hand, was a disturbing yellow.
Anyway thats not the point. The card still works, despite its semen love juice incident.
So remember people, this card is Blow-your-load resistant.
that you jack off with your buddy is very disturbing..... (gay)
Rzeractor
07-03-05, 01:27 PM
:( whats wrong with homosexuality?
its only experimenting!
the vibe of a 7800 just makes you do it...
:(
thecrazykevy
07-04-05, 01:40 PM
:condom:
Milfeulle
07-04-05, 02:54 PM
:( whats wrong with homosexuality?
its only experimenting!
the vibe of a 7800 just makes you do it...
:(
Well, as long as you use condoms... you really should, seeing that your buddy seems to have some strange disease... you don't want to get infected when he shoves his best part up your ass, do you?
Hellion
07-05-05, 12:03 AM
:rofl :udawg: Hahaha OMFG lol....if you think about it.....its not really his..BEST part than is it? :) anyways. just because he decided to masturbate with or partiocipate WITH his friend. doesnt mean there gay. it could mean hes bi gay or straight. very nuetral subject/act.
HELL! i masturbate with MY best friend, than again....SHE is my Girlfriends BEST FRIEND too ;).......god i need a 7800. :P
Ebay the card!
IMHO, the thread quality sorta tapered off around page 12
Advertise it as a good bang for the dollar. :thumbdwn:
do you know that this topic is almost going to pass the good old Nude Dawn trick thread by # of views, come on 6000 more people ;)
300 people are viewing this right now!!!
hg pennypacker
08-25-05, 01:52 PM
http://www.bradmesser.com/images2005a/squirrel_nuts.jpg
I claim for Total Farkistan!!
oldsk00l
08-26-05, 02:49 PM
this thread is on digg.com
Oh man, get ready :D
AthlonXP1800
08-26-05, 05:12 PM
this thread is on digg.com
Oh man, get ready :D
I check the front page, nothing about this thread, I checked the search for "sperm", "semen", "6800" and "NvNews" and nothing about this thread! :rolleyes:
keith33
08-30-05, 05:28 PM
This thread is dying, someone give it a rub errr bump. In any case, looking at this thread and my video card, I finally released why eVGA came up with ACS3, it's just a patented sperm guard should anything happen. It's a great idea too, the semen will never touch any PCB. I hope other manufacturers do this as well, either that or eVGA will get the special clientele that loves their cards. :p
kev13dd
08-30-05, 05:37 PM
This thread is dying, someone give it a rub errr bump. In any case, looking at this thread and my video card, I finally released why eVGA came up with ACS3, it's just a patented sperm guard should anything happen. It's a great idea too, the semen will never touch any PCB. I hope other manufacturers do this as well, either that or eVGA will get the special clientele that loves their cards. :p
For a thread that has a constant amount of viewers, and god can only imagine how many e-mails go out everytime there is a post, I don't think this thread will ever be dry or clean
K
superklye
08-30-05, 05:41 PM
This thread is dying, someone give it a rub errr bump. In any case, looking at this thread and my video card, I finally released why eVGA came up with ACS3, it's just a patented sperm guard should anything happen. It's a great idea too, the semen will never touch any PCB. I hope other manufacturers do this as well, either that or eVGA will get the special clientele that loves their cards. :p
Your avatar is so fitting for this thread. :)
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