Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!

[ATI_Dude]

"GeForce 6800 Ultra killed by a squirt of semen".

OMG this must be the most hilarious post I've ever read (rofl2)

[Mush]

Oh my god ! Some people really love their hardware too much . Being excited by a videocard !

Mush

[AthlonXP1800]

LMAO at this thread, it very hilarious post as hilarious as a thread at Rage3D about a guy received $500 sealed X800 XT PE delivered at his house, he very happy man and opened the package, found the card was GONE and here was a pair of batteries in the box. (rofl2)

Too bad I dont think he or his friend can return or RMA the card, semen is sticky really, I dont think it will be that easy to remove it from all over the card, it will left the card with strain of semen if cleaned with tissue mixed with water. (snowlol)

[Morn]

It's not to sticky when it dries.

[-=Gib-McFragger=-]

Hrm......we should ask Vamp how to clean it off, he has cleaning it off his back down to an artform.... (xmasgrin)

[grimreefer]

thers a running joke in my school about me having sex with computers, but this is just ridiculous!

[NightFire]

Well, then, moving on from the apparent...erm...oddity of the situation, my advice to you would be to tell your "friend" to go back to where "he" bought the "video card" and:

a. tell the "cashier" exactly what happened, trying to minimize possible bodily damage and/or embarrasement "he" would recieve

or

b. lie "his" arse off and say that the card just quite working. If the person smells or feels anything "odd", pass it off as "excess thermal liquid".

And no, I don't have much experiance in these matters myself.

[BlakeStone]

b. lie "his" arse off and say that the card just quite working. If the person smells or feels anything "odd", pass it off as "excess thermal liquid".

No need for any Arctic Silver... ;)

[test4echo]

Why in the world didn't he just grab a sock?

[AthlonXP1800]

Why in the world didn't he just grab a sock?

Indeed he should use either the hands or wear a condom for safe sex with 6800 Ultra. (snowlol)

[jAkUp]

Indeed he should use either the hands or wear a condom for safe sex with 6800 Ultra. (snowlol)

haha

[SH64]

(w/opics)

[Daneel Olivaw]

omg :scarey:

[BigE4u]

DUDE! Like...

[Mith192]

I love my 6800 just as much as the nex guy but dam

EDIT: This would make a great case badge (Semen Inside)

[macatak]

I wonder if he has a name for his 6800 like "Monica"

[jAkUp]

I never knew semen was conductive....

[Q]

It probably shouldn't be really. Salt water....pretty much semen....is almost an insulator...definetly not a conductor.

And man....I always used my computer to GET porn...not to.... be porn.

:clap2: Bravo. Another small step for mankind. And yeah I would just say that it stopped working.

[superklye]

(w/opics)
I could do without seeing pics of this.

[superklye]

This would make a great case badge (Semen Inside)

That is ****ing awesome

[ChrisRay]

This thread is already at futuremark and being posted all over the web.

P.S. You Sir disgust me. ;p

[MX/MX400]

well... no late night Taco Bell run for me tonight :(

[rohit]

O Gee, 1st person who got hornee looking at a VGA,
Go ahead do sumthin more with.!

[Absolution]

i hope it was worth it

[kev13dd]

I could do without seeing pics of this.

Ya I know, I mean, pictures of this would just be... wait...

:thinker:

He *might* be kidding

(omg)

K