Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!

[Zeta]

Noooooooooooo. Don't unsticky this thread. I will not feel the same coming into this forum and not seeing it at the top. It would just not be right. Dont let it go.

[superklye]

I wouldn't feel right coming on my cards without this at the top of the forum.

[Saliman]

i guess someone has to tell Siemens about this thread...

[Pennyboy]

Get with the times. Nerds have come to the realization that girls are too hard to get with, so they've evolved to pleasure themselves with video cards. They're not reliant on women anymore and hence no longer whipped. Fair trade off LMAO!


HAHA Nicely put... I couldn't have said it better myself! hahah:)

[MamoVaka]

Gentlemen,

I am VERY proud of the popularity of this thread.. I let it fester for what must have been an eternity of it getting hit and HIT again! Now that it has died out I must admit that it was in fact a joke thread..

Come on did anyone here really believe someone jerked off on their card?!? especially a 500.00+ 6800 ultra! Anyway.. Thanks for all the appreciation!!!

(bows)

[Saliman]

you're just saying that cuz you're ashamed of it :p

[MamoVaka]

you're just saying that cuz you're ashamed of it :p


Ashamed?! I am bloody proud of it!!!

[MikeC]

Gentlemen I am going to post here again,

I am needless to say shocked at how many replies my "friends" problem has gotten. However I am also equally shocked in the fact that no one here has given me any useful advice that I can safely turn to my "friend". "He" has since done something with the card, I am uncertain what "he" has done but "he" doesn't talk to me about it anymore. I also humbly request that the people stop sending me private messages asking to purchase this card for experiments of some sort. My "friend" lost US500.00 dollars on this silly little mistake and while I can't read "his" mind, "he" is probably a bit embarassed about the whole thing as well.

I did research semen rather thoroughly at the recommendation of one of the posts here, it does seem to contain mostly non damaging liquid and protiens, however I have also read that semen in a large enough quantity can short out an electrical device. I was told by my "friend" that he estimated it was likely 3-4 tablespoons worth of semen that came into contact with the video card. There was also an unchecked amount of semen on the motherboard and audigy 2 sound card, both work fine. So it likely was the semen (at least in my estimation) perhaps with the ridiculous size of that fan built into the new line of 6 series cards. I believe "he" is making due with an older card(4600) for now and perhaps will look into the ATI's next gen card I suppose.

Thanks for the minimal help.

Hmmm.... is your "friend" still using his (4600) or did he get the Semen card RMA'd? (nana2)

[Capt. Picard]

I want to point out the fact that this thread (436,207) has almost double the view-count than the babe thread (220,894) in the open forum.

The babe thread (12 January 2003) was also started almost two years before this thread (1 January 2005).

So this semen thread has drawn more interest in a shorter time than the babe thread.

Shows you where you guys' interest lie. (gay)

[MikeC]

If the Babe thread allowed nudity then it would have more views than this thread and the Nude Dawn thread. ;)

[ViN86]

If the Babe thread allowed nudity then it would have more views than this thread and the Nude Dawn thread. ;)
if the babe thread allowed nudity, your bandwidth for the site would be shot in a day or two (pirate)

[MikeC]

if the babe thread allowed nudity, your bandwidth for the site would be shot in a day or two (pirate)

You're right :) Sex sells.

[Sazar]

You're right :) Sex sells.

/me looks at mike's avatar.

Naaaaaaaahhh !!! (pirate)

[snowmanwithahat]

Best way to remove semen from a GPU is to lick it off. Run your tongue on the card from top to bottom several times than do the same sideways and it should be OK.

good suggestion

[GamerGuyX]

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dead.gif

This thread just keeps getting resurrected...

[BioHazZarD]

Gentlemen,

I am VERY proud of the popularity of this thread.. I let it fester for what must have been an eternity of it getting hit and HIT again! Now that it has died out I must admit that it was in fact a joke thread..

Come on did anyone here really believe someone jerked off on their card?!? especially a 500.00+ 6800 ultra! Anyway.. Thanks for all the appreciation!!!

(bows)

Yeah right it probably did happen otherwise why even bother posting it.... you just didnt expect so many replies :jumping: