GeForceFX unlocks real-time Porn ability! (official Merged thread)

[Mod]

According to an nVidia representative, a version of this demo does exist with the leaves removed. "We're bringing porno to graphics", chortled the exec, who wished to remain nameless.


http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,720449,00.asp

(besides, you can download Dawn demo video )

:D :D :D

[Kruno]

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHEN THE PORNO VERSION COMES OUT!

I am desperate for it now. :eek:

[nin_fragile14]

Very impressive looking demo. I was dissapointed that all the ATI demos for the 9700 featured animals and crystals--no humans.

[DaveW]

I was dissapointed that all the ATI demos for the 9700 featured animals ... no humans.


I wonder why :) Are there many sheep in Canada?

[styles-T]

Found this over at tweak town. (http://www.tweaktown.com/)


This gives me more of an incentive to get a geforce fx card :D
:D

Then there is quite the interesting story over at the Ziff Davis funded ExtremeTech website which says there is an x-rated version of our favorite nVidia girl Dawn on the Internet, somewhere, unbeknown, to us.


According to an nVidia representative, a version of this demo does exist with the leaves removed. "We're bringing porno to graphics", chortled the exec, who wished to remain nameless.

[Uttar]

In other news, the porno demo will automatically crash on the $399 card.
It'll be the reason to buy the $499 one :P


Uttar

[Mod]

Hey ! Isn't this thread is exactly the same I posted before ? :confused:
Just the title is different (kiler is going to buy geforce fx) !

No ofense Uttar ! :)

[thcdru2k]

nvidia is smart..capatilizing on porno

[styles-T]

Originally posted by Mod
Hey ! Isn't this thread is exactly the same I posted before ? :confused:
Just the title is different (kiler is going to buy geforce fx) !

No ofense Uttar ! :)

oops..srry mod ;) didnt catch that one..

[Uttar]

Originally posted by Mod
Hey ! Isn't this thread is exactly the same I posted before ? :confused:
Just the title is different (kiler is going to buy geforce fx) !

No ofense Uttar ! :)

Oopsie, sorry Mod!

[Uttar]

Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHEN THE PORNO VERSION COMES OUT!

I am desperate for it now. :eek:

It'll come bundled with the $499 NV30. It'll be the biggest difference with the $399 model :P

BTW, this is nothing more than a repost of a comment I made in the other thread on this subject.


Uttar

[AshG]

Hrm, must be a new option in OpenGL 6.9.......

[thcdru2k]

nvidia detonators 69.69

new nudity filtering. eliminates clothes off of female characters.

[The Baron]

Nudisotropic filtering has three modes:

2x for underwear
4x for naked but with annoying blurriness
8x for topless
16x for nude

But you can't get 16x until nVidia gets off their ass and turns it on. But there might be a registry hack... NF Mode 69

[Uttar]

I wonder if one could developer a hack trying not to draw specific Z values, and, by trying nearly every range, retrieve the leaves of that demo. That is, if they draw the porn in this version then cover it.
But then again, we'd actually need the demo for that. LOL! :)


Uttar

[The Baron]

...not to mention a GFFX. :p

[FlyVomit]

My balls are aching:)

[stncttr908]

$500? That's some pretty expensive porno...

[Kruno]

Cheaper than the girl down the street. ;) :D

[Uttar]

Originally posted by =SSC=The Baron
...not to mention a GFFX. :p

Nah, we've got the NV30 emulation tool.
Can you imagine that? Porn moving very, very slowly... Frightening.


Uttar

[stncttr908]

I could buy 500 jersey *****s for that, thanks. :cool:

[Kruno]

No, that's what we want. :p
Look at his/her breasts slowly. ;) :D


Originally posted by Uttar
Nah, we've got the NV30 emulation tool.
Can you imagine that? Porn moving very, very slowly... Frightening.


Uttar