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Kruno
11-24-02, 08:37 PM
This morning at 6am I woke up to go crap in the toilet. Toilet was half full, so I thought I would flush it. It flushed and overflooded itself and water from the toilet leaked all over the floor.

So I decided to try mop it up, as I did a nice idea came to mind, crap in a plastic bag. So I found myself a plastic bag and went into my room and opened it up between my legs. I started to crap into it. As the 2nd POS came out and as it did, it accidentally slid on the back of my leg and on the side of the plastic bag and hit the floor.

So, I decided to clean it up by using toilet paper and a scooper. I used the scooper to place the crap in the plastic bag.
As I did that the smell of my crap started to become pretty strong so what I had done was throw the plastic bag with all my crap into it and threw it over the fence. Near the neighbours. Anyway, I placed some dishwashing liquid on the left over stain of crap in my room.

I decided finally to try unclog the toilet by using a massive brush (so I would not have to be close to the toilet, I used my boots to walk in the room where the toilet is) to try and unclog the mess in the toilet.

It didn't work. So I just went and used the 2nd toilet. The reason I didn't use it right off is because I would have to go through my mum's room to get there.

Even now (1:45pm) the toilet is clogged for the quarter of the way.

The Baron
11-24-02, 08:41 PM
There are some things people aren't meant to understand.

The nature of God.
The end of the world.
Michael Jackson's gender.

The topic of K.I.L.E.R.'s bathroom habits has now been added to that list.

LORD-eX-Bu
11-24-02, 08:44 PM
WTF?!!? LMAO!!! bahahahaha!!! *PLOP!!!* LOL, hahahha! Do you live alone?!? lol, you should...:p

Kruno
11-24-02, 08:46 PM
I live with my parents and bro. I just turned 18 on the 21st. :)

fastguy94416
11-24-02, 08:47 PM
lol slid down your leg....

Starscream
11-24-02, 09:19 PM
LOL!

Funniest post I've read here in a long time.

Nephilim
11-24-02, 09:38 PM
Please god take me NOW

Matthyahuw
11-24-02, 09:41 PM
ummmmmmmmmmmm..................................... .......ya...................

volt
11-24-02, 09:45 PM
Interesting....keep us posted KILER :rolleyes:

thcdru2k
11-24-02, 09:51 PM
eww

netviper13
11-24-02, 09:51 PM
Disturbing...very disturbing

Kruno
11-24-02, 10:53 PM
Don't worry guys, I'll keep you all updated on the events of my life and the toilet.

ALobpreis
11-24-02, 10:57 PM
This reminds me of an old post....

C'mon, old forumers!! Turn on your mind....
Do you remember a post about a story of a man who went to have dinner somewhere (Wendy's maybe?) and had to go to the bathroom..... and there he had all kind of unhappy happenings. I don't remember them all, I just remember him making a strong effort :D, falling down..... and finally they had to bring a firemen hose to clean the hole room!! :eek: :D

I looked in my files but couldn't find it.... anyone remember it? Or even better: still has the story?

LORD-eX-Bu
11-25-02, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by ALobpreis
This reminds me of an old post....

C'mon, old forumers!! Turn on your mind....
Do you remember a post about a story of a man who went to have dinner somewhere (Wendy's maybe?) and had to go to the bathroom..... and there he had all kind of unhappy happenings. I don't remember them all, I just remember him making a strong effort :D, falling down..... and finally they had to bring a firemen hose to clean the hole room!! :eek: :D

I looked in my files but couldn't find it.... anyone remember it? Or even better: still has the story?

I wasn't here at nvnews yet for that post, but yes I do remember that story. Heh, how could I forget a turd bouncing off the toilet.:D LMAO! ahhh... the memories....

Kruno
11-25-02, 12:45 AM
The toilet has been unclogged and it smells worse than sewerage.
My dad unclogged the toilet.

sbp
11-25-02, 01:23 AM
sbp<--is sorry this thread was clicked on.

Kruno
11-25-02, 01:24 AM
ROTFLMAO @ SBP!!!

vampireuk
11-25-02, 04:28 AM
I have clogged the toilet a few times.....but I learn never to flush it again till its unclogged itself:p

Kruno
11-25-02, 04:30 AM
My bro admitted to clogging the toilet. Thou a lot of the time when he does flushing it actually brings the water level down. Very few times happen when it's so bad that flushing overfloods.


Originally posted by vampireuk
I have clogged the toilet a few times.....but I learn never to flush it again till its unclogged itself:p

stncttr908
11-25-02, 07:11 AM
That's...uh...a little ****ed up there bud.

Kruno
11-25-02, 08:01 AM
ROTFLMAO!!! Sure is. I spent 30 minutes trying to get the **** off my leg. LOL

Ryo-Ohki
11-25-02, 08:49 AM
L-sama. Is this Big Brother or what ?!

** Ryo-Ohki isn't too sure wether he must laugh or not **

PsychoSy
11-25-02, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
Don't worry guys, I'll keep you all updated on the events of my life and the toilet.

Let's not and say you did! :eek:

saturnotaku
11-25-02, 10:12 AM
Eeewww...too much infor-ma-tion. Thanks for the mental picture! :rolleyes:

We don't need this kind of crap in our forum. *ba-dum-pish* :D

Kruno
11-25-02, 10:30 AM
It's my life story in 1 day. :p