View Full Version : Iraq captures 'top Zarqawi ally'
vampireuk
01-24-05, 04:39 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4202421.stm
Now for him to have a little accident please.
Riptide
01-24-05, 04:44 PM
I military tribunal would do nicely. When he's found guilty then they should give him death by firing squad. Or hanging.
vampireuk
01-24-05, 04:46 PM
Firing squad with 7 50 cals would be nice
Riptide
01-24-05, 04:51 PM
If perhaps a bit overkill... ;)
As long as you are on the cleanup crew I have no problem with it.
vampireuk
01-24-05, 04:54 PM
I'll fire up the BBQ!
Saint Lucifer
01-24-05, 06:59 PM
Firing squad with 7 50 cals would be niceI don't understand this mentality at all. If you hate the guy so much, why would you want him to have a quick death? Why not just drag it out over a long period or even throw a fondue set at them?
It saddens me that so many people these days have forgotten the true meaning of malice and have just become focused on the end result as opposed to the journey to that conclusion.
Yonkers
01-24-05, 09:37 PM
Oh I haven't forgotten my brother in pain. I have all sorts of sick and perverted ideas running races in my head to be first.
One tiny example is we could take regular Target spoons (that are on sale, of course) and clean his legs of all his meat with the spood but the catch is all the spoons have to be at a 36 degree angle from the horizon or we will have to staple the flesh back on and start over once he is healed. I have more but this one is getting me excited...be back in a few.
Spoons and forks are over-rated. What we need here is a spork!
Phyre
Saint Lucifer
01-25-05, 01:06 AM
Sporks are for people who can't make simple choices in life.
Raptorman
01-25-05, 09:38 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - surgically remove his skin and dump him in a vat of salt.
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