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Son Goku
04-22-05, 02:32 PM
Certainly gives new meaning to getting caught at the scene of the crime :rofl This dude tried to break into a house when the owners were away, and rather unsuccessfully tried to climb down their chimney. He got trapped inside for about 2 hours when the neighbors heard screams and called the police. :lol: Lo and behold, they found a person, and when freed by rescue crews was taken straight to jain pending a $25,000 bond. BTW, it required $20,000 damage to the house to free this dude...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050422/ap_on_fe_st/chimney_burglar

Burglar Gets Stuck in Chimney at Nev. Home

RENO, Nev. - A burglar was busted because he made such a clatter and got stuck — in the chimney of a Lake Tahoe home. A neighbor on the lake's north shore in Kings Beach, Calif., telephoned the sheriff about 10 p.m. Wednesday when he heard screams coming from next door where the residents were away on vacation.

Sheriff's deputies and a fire rescue team found Jose Francisco Martinez, 19, wedged halfway down the chimney. He apparently had been stuck there for about two hours, Placer County Sheriff's Sgt. Brian Whigam said Thursday.

"We've had bears stuck in chimneys before but we haven't had people," Whigam told The Associated Press.

"It's crazy. The video we took is funny," he said.

Authorities were forced to dismantle half the chimney brick by brick to free Martinez, doing about $20,000 damage in the process, Whigam said.

Investigators determined Martinez was aware the residents were out of town. He attempted to enter the house through doors and windows unsuccessfully, Whigam said.

He apparently found a ladder and climbed on the roof, where he attached a cable and lowered his 5-foot-4, 115-pound frame down the chimney before he became stuck and started to yell for help, Whigam said.

Martinez suffered only minor scrapes and bruises and did not require medical attention, Whigam said.

He was booked into the Placer County Jail on a charge of residential burglary and was being held Thursday night in lieu of $25,000 bail.

jnd3
04-22-05, 03:46 PM
I read that and saw the name "Whigam" and immediately thought of "The Simpsons" ... "Uh, hey chief, think we oughtta get this guy outta the chimney some time this week?"