Ninja's Own!!!

[doom]

http://www.realultimatepower.net

;):D

[Kruno]

LMFAO!!!

[poursoul]

that is so f*cking funny.

my girly is obsessed w/ ninjas.

I'm sure she will aree with the site.:D

[poursoul]

:eek: Do you really think he got sued for that:eek:

That site is pure comedy ;)

[intercede007]

Na..the "CNN" website he links too has this as the copyright

© 2002 Huntington Mark

If you go to CNN.com, its

2002 Cable News Network LP, LLLP.


Have you read the "articles?" Hilarious!!!!

[Aesthetica]

Did someone say ninja?

[vampireuk]

no we said ninja's(plural):p

I remember that site from a while back, I laughed my ass off for about a hour:D

Aesthetica dont make me post that pic of you painted green and making faces;) :p

[Tactics]

Originally posted by poursoul
that is so f*cking funny.

my girly is obsessed w/ ninjas.

I'm sure she will aree with the site.:D

What am I missing here? I get to the site it loads, I hear that silly music. Where is the funny stuff???

[doom]

Originally posted by Tactics
What am I missing here? I get to the site it loads, I hear that silly music. Where is the funny stuff???
Have you read through the page?

[Tactics]

You mena this??

[QUOTE]Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

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if so I don't get it, please give me what you guys are smoking! :) I didn't even crack a smile.. *shrug*

[DaveW]

The hate mail page on that site was the best part of it :)

But it did remind me of a Neogeo game called Ninja Commando. Anyone remember it?

[poursoul]

Originally posted by Tactics
I don't get it, please give me what you guys are smoking! :) I didn't even crack a smile.. *shrug* [/B]

QUICKLY, CHECK YOUR PULSE!:D

[Aesthetica]

Originally posted by vampireuk

Aesthetica dont make me post that pic of you painted green and making faces;) :p

you already did that one :p

oh i regret giving you those pictures
it was the aylium i swear!