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DaveW
05-23-05, 03:00 PM
This forum is pretty quiet today, so I figured I'd flame bait everybody with the most controversial topic I could think of :D

Most religions are mutually exclusive, so the chances are that only one of them is correct.

Which one is it and why?
evilchris
05-23-05, 03:04 PM
Guinness.
oldsk00l
05-23-05, 03:07 PM
the cult of the dead cow
intercede007
05-23-05, 03:12 PM
the cult of the dead cow

Yeah..I'm going to have to agree. Those dudes are elite :D
oldsk00l
05-23-05, 03:20 PM
Hehe, they are pretty good. Back Orifice was one nasty lil bugger, heh.
wshadow
05-23-05, 03:20 PM
Arioch!!

Blood And Souls!!!!
intercede007
05-23-05, 03:44 PM
Hehe, they are pretty good. Back Orifice was one nasty lil bugger, heh.

I thought The L0ft did that?
Saint Lucifer
05-23-05, 03:46 PM
The only true faith is the one that I belong to... duh. After all, if other people were correct in their beliefs, they would line up with mine.

All hail Ronanixtaliousuna, our benevolent yet malignant ursine overlord!
DiscipleDOC
05-23-05, 03:49 PM
The only true faith is the one that I belong to... duh. After all, if other people were correct in their beliefs, they would line up with mine.

All hail Ronanixtaliousuna, our benevolent yet malignant ursine overlord!
I killed your "overlord" in a checkers match the other day. All hail me.
oldsk00l
05-23-05, 03:52 PM
Yes but you are still nothing without my steel mills. Without me you have no power.
oldsk00l
05-23-05, 03:52 PM
I thought The L0ft did that?
Nope, BO was dead cow.
DiscipleDOC
05-23-05, 03:55 PM
Yes but you are still nothing without my steel mills. Without me you have no power.
*looks at the checkers board with blood on it* Play you for it?...
oldsk00l
05-23-05, 03:56 PM
You will fail, my checkers are made of a secret steel that has the power to pwn regular checkers pieces by analyzing the strategems for you.
Saint Lucifer
05-23-05, 04:00 PM
I killed your "overlord" in a checkers match the other day. All hail me.You dare to speak blasphemy about The Malignant One?! So be it... Ronanixtaliousuna shall be your malefactor until the end of your miserable days! You shall not drink water nor a delicate wine, instead you shall only drink pure, concentrated evil, an evil so profound and corrupting that it is known as Ginger Ale... Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

Repent, sinner, and perhaps Ronanixtaliousuna with his infinite compassion will deem you worthy of forgiveness.
DiscipleDOC
05-23-05, 04:03 PM
You will fail, my checkers are made of a secret steel that has the power to pwn regular checkers pieces by analyzing the strategems for you.
Your little "steel" checkers are coated with an arsenic powder that steals abit of your life force everytime you use it. Play me, if you dare.
DiscipleDOC
05-23-05, 04:04 PM
You dare to speak blasphemy about The Malignant One?! So be it... Ronanixtaliousuna shall be your malefactor until the end of your miserable days! You shall not drink water nor a delicate wine, instead you shall only drink pure, concentrated evil, an evil so profound and corrupting that it is known as Ginger Ale... Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

Repent, sinner, and perhaps Ronanixtaliousuna with his infinite compassion will deem you worthy of forgiveness.
Your god got sold out for a 2 bit hustler with "wayne" as his code name. Off to boarding school with the lot of ya's
oldsk00l
05-23-05, 04:04 PM
and make SURE that no one is eating FIGS, they are the roots of misery, evil, and PAIN!!!!

www.godhatesfigs.com
DiscipleDOC
05-23-05, 04:05 PM
and make SURE that no one is eating FIGS, they are the roots of misery, evil, and PAIN!!!!

www.godhatesfigs.com
That's what the poison is made of--figs. There's no cure, and it's a very excruciating death.
oldsk00l
05-23-05, 04:06 PM
That's what the poison is made of--figs. There's no cure, and it's a very excruciating death.

not to mention that you immediately go to hell afterward
DiscipleDOC
05-23-05, 04:07 PM
not to mention that you immediately go to hell afterward
Thanks for mentioning it for the common low lifes....!
Saint Lucifer
05-23-05, 04:07 PM
Oldskool and DiscipleDoc... for your clear contempt of The Malignant One, it is clear that you two are destined for no more than spending an eternity in a rotting cesspit where people beg for the death that shall never be given to them.

Enjoy Wyoming, gentlemen.

You know, every single time we go off on these little tangents, I always end up being the 'Weird-Cult-Leader-Guy.' I wonder what that means...
oldsk00l
05-23-05, 04:10 PM
Hey Lou,

You should eat a fig :D

Come on, I think you'd like it.
DiscipleDOC
05-23-05, 04:13 PM
I destroyed wyoming back in the late '50's. Whe shall all go to your place, Idaho.

It's all of that pinned up frustration you have against your gay lover (who is actually a cult leader....)
Saint Lucifer
05-23-05, 04:13 PM
Hey Lou,

You should eat a fig :D

Come on, I think you'd like it.If you would be so kind as to oblige me, please go fig yourself.
DiscipleDOC
05-23-05, 04:14 PM
If you would be so kind as to oblige me, please go fig yourself.
He can't--no leaves.