Another nV/PA Photoshop adventure!

[saturnotaku]

Following up on my preorder of DOA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball (http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/categories/products/product.asp?pf_id=224738) fellow moderator Matthyahuw and I had a conversation about a teaser trailer for the game. Matthy said he couldn't stop watching it and it inspired me to download said trailer last night. After watching it this morning, I was inspired to do the following:

http://wwwstage.valpo.edu/home/student/epiotrow/pics/nvnews/DOA.gif

The look on Gabe's face was spot on for my reaction when I watched the movie for the first time.

[marqmajere]

I'm not touching it unless the game has the "Rub eachother down with hot oil and have tickle fights" mode built in. :D

[saturnotaku]

I have a feeling some sicko somewhere will release a nude patch for Xbox Live.

But in a preview I read in Xbox magazine, there apparently was some other "content" that was deemed "too sexy" for the final game. :eek:

Why couldn't they just put it in, I mean, the only people who are going to be buying it are lowlifes like me with no girlfriend who demand as much fanservice as possible. Oh wait. :(

[marqmajere]

If there'a a will...... Remember the topless hack for Tomb Raider 3? That was horrible and took forever, but *gasp*!! You got to see her nekid, pixelated back for the first level!:rolleyes: Oh well. It'll happen then folks will get tired of it right before Senator Dickface atempts to dig his meathooks into it. If it's a good game, I'll play it. If it's just a bunch of T&A, I'll pass.

[saturnotaku]

I read there's going to be a ton of minigames for it (including a full-fledged casino). Also, there's going to be some life/resource management involved. If you can't keep your volleyball partner happy, she'll dump you. :eek:

[The Baron]

Holy ****.

That game is so dumb... it'll be more successful than Myst. ;)

[stncttr908]

You know what, boobies aside I hear in previews that its actually shaping up to be a decent game.

[St Lobus]

Hey now, what's wrong with Myst? :)

Seriously though, it's gonna have to be a pretty cool volleyball sim for me to check it out. The graphics are pretty...and I'm not just talking about the girls. I was reading somewhere it's supposed to be a good game, but we shall see. When's it due out, anyways?

[saturnotaku]

Originally posted by St Lobus
When's it due out, anyways?

Last time I checked it's scheduled to ship on Jan. 16. This close to deadline, EB is usually pretty accurate so I suspect it will be shipping to customers then and will probably arrive in stores either that day or the next.