LMFAO @ UK school kids who will SUFFER!

[Kruno]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/28783.html

[marqmajere]

The BBC ponders the health implications of introducing the technology but concludes that the health risks are probably minimal.

That, alone, should show the bogusnes...bogusin...the falsehood of that article. No school would allow anything even remotely harmful near thier children. On a lighter note, I found it to be a pretty good read.:)

[vampireuk]

Just one more step towards the government having complete control over what we do. The kids are a easy target since they will love the idea and no doubt from their they can bring in the wonderful ID card idea:rolleyes:

So to spite them everytime I go out I will have a small mirror so when asked I can identify myself.:D

[DaveChambers]

Sounds more like a waste of money to me...Go back to the old fashioned lunch number and school ID card, because that works here :cool: :cool2:

[DaveW]

Originally posted by vampireuk
So to spite them everytime I go out I will have a small mirror so when asked I can identify myself.:D

(gets pulled over)

cop: can you identify yourself?

(holds up mirror)

thats me!

[FastM]

Originally posted by nVidiot
Sounds more like a waste of money to me...Go back to the old fashioned lunch number and school ID card, because that works here :cool: :cool2:

Yep, another classic story of trying to fix something thats not broken. I like this clip of the article...

"Schools should invest their time and resources in creating a more meaningful and exciting curriculum and environment, rather than trying to replicate Minority Report," he added. ®

[PsychoSy]

Originally posted by DaveW
(gets pulled over)

cop: can you identify yourself?

(holds up mirror)

thats me!

LMAO!! :jumping:

I'm gonna try that one someday! :p

[DaveW]

Things To Say If You Get Pulled Over:

l. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are you Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?

13. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

14. Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

16. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

17. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

18. Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here?

19. I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead.

20. Bad cop! No donut!

[Kruno]

20. Bad cop! No donut!

LMFAO!!! Good 1. :p :D