How un-intelligent art thou?

[madthumbs]

http://test3.thespark.com/untest/

-I got a mere 73

[styles-T]

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

89% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

[Darth Rancid]

The test says I am smart, boring and doesn't like violence as much as I should.. and also that I clearly have very low self-esteem, since I avoid getting into fights...

[vampireuk]

"The subject shows an astoundingly low level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is weaker than normal; in a lot of ways, his brain capacity is similar to that of an armadillo - he couldn't find his own ass in an empty room! Not that it isn't big enough.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 77% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 42% Un-telligent

/me whistles innocently :angel:

[DaveChambers]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
87% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Does this mean im special? :afro:

[PsychoSy]

Whohoo!! I got 60%!! :D

I'm so thmart!! :p

[marqmajere]

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 48% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 64% Un-telligent

The prison thing scares me.....:p

[Saint Lucifer]

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, snakes behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 82% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 43% Un-telligent

Damn right...

There are two things I fail to understand: how I'm not observant and how I'm so full of myself.

By all the glory that is Saint Lucifer, I maintain that the sky is orange and that I am not full of myself!

[nin_fragile14]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

80% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

:clap:

[Philibob]

78% un-telligent

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

I think that bit I've put in bold must be wrong :o

[ibGoodEnuf]

74%

[Uttar]

My score is either 74% or 87%, depending on if I maul the bum or if I ask him for my money back.
My solution would be to ask him for my money back, and if he doesn't answer after three tries, maul him. So I guess it would be somewhere between the two...

Here's two parts of the analysis I really found funny:
Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, snakes behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.
...
and a barbaric self-confidence.


Uttar

[stncttr908]

58% Yay!:afro2:

[-=DVS=-]

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."



DOH i suck :p 53%

[ricercar]

26

says i'm brave and courageous, which are not survival traits.

[intercede007]

The question about the way the head faces on coins is wrong too. On the penny, it does face right. However, it also faces right on the Susan B. Anthony dollar, the Golden Dollar, and on the Gold and Silver Bullion coins, the statue of liberty faces center.

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

84% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 84% Un-telligent

[fastguy94416]

56% I really like the nipple tourture

[Karrde]

The Test Results Are In! "Your score is very low."


Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

51% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 51% Un-telligent


Damn. :/

[SurfMonkey]

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a below average level of intelligence, his sense of observationis amazingly good The subject is better off than he sounds,, since intelligence is far less important than understanding your surroundings when it comes to real life.

"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 73% Un-telligent


Hurrah :D